Bartending: Fake ID by skomar

Bartending: Fake IDI’ve bartended for 10 years at various bars in the 80s and 90s. Being a bartender you flirt with everyone that enters the place to make tips. Sometimes things get wild. The story is true. Specific conversations are often artistic license when I can’t remember but the events happened….

The night wound down a while ago. Sometimes on a Wednesday, we get a rush toward midnight, but tonight there wasn’t even a trickle. It was one AM and John, my only customer for the last 30 minutes, just settled his tab. As he walked out, I went and locked the doors. As I was locking the third door, a car with PA tags pulled up. There were 4 or so people inside but only one got out. Packaged goods. The girl that got out had short brown hair teased up. She was nineteen trying to look twenty-one. I told her we were just closing up and she said she just needed to grab a case of Yuengling. I held the door and looked at the car as she walked in. The light hit the driver just enough that I could see she looked young too. This would be interesting. The drinking age being 21, I waspretty sure how this would go. I was going to ID her before she entered but what the heck, I’ll play the game.

I walked around the bar and asked her for ID. She handed me a driver’s license. Fast…too fast. I smiled and looked. Low and behold the ID was issued a week ago. It was real. The DUP in the corner told me it was a duplicate. The photo matched the girl but I doubted the information was really hers. I looked for what I would question her on. Zodiac sign? Zip code? The street name was

some looooong word, hard to pronounce. Probably named to honor a Native American tribe.

I looked at her, “Ok Jennifer, what’s your street address?”

She rattled it off quickly.

“That’s a nice area, lived there long?” I had no clue about the neighborhood but I knew the town.

“My whole life.”

“Spell the street name.”

“Ummm…ahhh…I…” defeat washed across her face.

“Sorry Jen-ni-fer,” I drew out her name, “I can’t serve you, but I’ll give you this ID back so you can study your friend’s information better.”

“Please, I’ll pay extra. You’re the last place open between here and the shore. I’ll give you 40 bucks plus the cost of the beer. We won’t drink till we get to where we are going. I’m 19, just a little shy.”

Nailed her age I thought to myself. This was tempting since the night was slow but I was already set to get on down the road to my hang out. “Look I’d love to help you Jennifer, but the ABC has been hammering our area recently. With my luck, you are one of their undercovers. They could also be sitting outside watching the place waiting for you to walk out. Sorry, I can’t take the chance. Listen,

study that ID and try again another day. Make sure you know everything on that ID. Even the fact that the birthdate makes you a Gemini. Which should be easy since that is the double identity. Anyway, I gotta stock the bar. Better luck at the next place.”

“I thought a cute guy like you would give a girl a break.”

“I appreciate the flirting but, don’t ya think that is exactly what the ABC agent would do? Have a nice night. I’m trying to get out of here so I can have some fun at the next place.”

I watched her walk out the door, damn she had a nice ass. Another day maybe.

I looked back at the beer coolers. Mentally I listed what I needed and made my way back to the walk-in. I was stacking the cases near the door on a hand cart so I could get them all at once. The cooler door opened and I figured the owner had stopped by for the bar till. I turned to see Jennifer standing in the doorway naked. I jumped in surprise. She looked stunning. She had pert round C-cup breasts and her nipples were ready to cut glass. Her waist slimmed and then her hips rounded out. She had a neatly trimmed bush.

“Do I look like an ABC agent now?” I shook my head. She moved over to a stack of beer cases and sat down. She pulled her legs up and leaned back on her elbows across several cases. Her legs were spread wide and I could see her glistening folds. She ran her fingers through her bush. “My boyfriend dumped me a month ago and I haven’t had any since. I was going to the shore for a long weekend to go wild and forget him. It has been a long hour in the car driving here from Pennsy. I have been horny the entire time thinking about what this weekend is gonna be like. I figure I might as well start early. Maybe I’d change your bad luck. I like to try new places. You wanna have some fun here instead of the next place.”

“Oh yeah, here will do…” I stammered.

“I’m ready, do what you like.”

I walked over to her my cock hardened in my pants with every step. I knelt down and pulled her to the edge of the cases of beer. She fell back so she was laying across them. I dove into her pussy. I shoved my tongue into her folds and licked and sucked on her lips. I moved my tongue all around. She was juicy and I sucked up all of it. She tasted incredible. I used my fingers and spread her wide pushing my tongue deeper. My fingers started to massage her button. And I slid down to her asshole. I pushed her legs back with my free hand and this revealed her tight starfish. I flicked and swirled my tongue across it as I stroked her clit.

“Oh god…holy shit… that’s amazing. “

“Hold your legs back and open,” I told her. She grabbed her legs by her knees and pulled them back and apart. All was revealed nicely. I slid two fingers inside of her snatch as I teased and tickled her puckered asshole. She was squirming and moaning. I felt her muscles clamp down on my fingers. I moved my hand from her clit and slid it down to her asshole. I slid a finger in. I pumped my fingers in and out of her asshole and her pussy. Her body moved with the strokes. I could feel tremors wash across her body. The bottles were making a little noise as the cases shuttered below her. I tucked my head down and began to tease her clit. I twisted my hand and I fingered the inside of pussy under her where her clit was. My tongue flicked across her stiff clit.

“Holy shit… oh god I’m so close…. Oh god… don’t stop please….”

I sucked on her clit and swirled my tongue around it. I repeated this motion again. That was the moment. I felt her muscles clench and saw her breasts heave. Her back arched. I flicked and sucked faster and harder. I pumped my fingers in deeper.

“Oh. God Yessss….” She screamed. Her body convulsed. Juices exploded from her pussy. I pumped harder and licked faster.

“Yesssss…gooooooooooooood…. Fuccckkkkk…. Yesssssss” she screamed.

Juices were flowing everywhere. I licked up what I could but the flood was steady. I pumped away with my fingers. The bottles rattled as the cases shook. The cardboard was soaked. I kept pumping and sucking. My face was covered in her juices. Her body trembled and shook.

“Oh god fucckkkkk meee… ram your cock in meeee…..”

I licked more as I unbuttoned my pants. I pulled my cock out and stood up. I plowed my

cock into her pussy and pumped away.

“Ohhh yesss fuccckkk meee… Fuck mee hard…”

I pushed her feet on top of my shoulders and pumped away into her snatch. My cock slid in and out easily with how wet she was. The glass bottles clinked in a musical rhythm as I thrust away. I grabbed her tits with my hands and kneaded and squeezed them. Pinching at her nipples and tugging on them. My cock slid almost all the way out then slammed back in thrusting harder and harder each time. I watched her lips clutch to my cock reluctant to let go as I pulled almost all

the way out. Then they sucked me back as I hammered in. I felt her muscles clenching my cock when I was pushed inside of her. I felt her body tremble again as a wave of pleasure hit her.

“Holy fuck that’s good oh yeah. Your cock is rubbing me the right way…Oh god I needed

This…”

I kept pumping in and out hard and fast. She trembled and shuttered. She was close. I didn’t want her to get there yet. A little pleasure for me first. I slowed my rhythm and grabbed her shoulders and pulled her up as I pulled out. She was sitting on the edge of the beer cases.

I grabbed the back of her head and guided her mouth to my cock. She slid down to her knees and took my cock in her mouth. I held onto the back of her head and pushed her slowly. Her head leapt

away from my hand and engulfed me almost all the way to my balls.

“Holy shit…” now it was my turn, “wow that feels good. Keep that up.”

“Uhhh huhhh” she moaned as her hands and mouth went to work on my cock. I kept my hand on the back of her head and pumped away. She worked my cock with her mouth and one hand. Her other hand played with my balls. Her lips never left my cock. She teased my balls and shaft like an expert. Pumping with her hand while swirling and sucking with her mouth. Her nails danced along my balls and stroked at them. She kept her saliva flowing. Wow, she knew how to suck a cock. Part of me didn’t want to stop her but I really wanted to be inside her again.

“Get my cock wet again so I can slide right back into you.”

Her jaw worked built-up saliva more and more. When I felt there was enough, I grabbed her by the shoulders and brought her up. I spun her around and bent her over the cases again. Slowly I pushed my cock into her. My right hand on her shoulder pulled her toward me. My left hand stroked and tweaked her breast. I slid inch by inch into her pussy. Finally hitting my balls against her. Then pulled almost all the way out again. I kept doing this. Increasing the pace with each repetition. I grabbed her breasts with both hands as I quickened the pace. Her body matched my rhythm. I kneaded her breasts and squeezed at her nipples. She arched her back and pushed against me. I was able to drive deeper.

“Ohhh god yesss that’s it… don’t’ stop fuck meee….”

The pace quickened. I grabbed onto her hair with my right hand pulling her head back. I smacked her ass hard with my other hand.

“Ohh god yesss fuck me. Oh god, I’m gonna cummm again… Oh yesss….”