It’s a very small house. If you’re sitting on the couch watching TV, you’re in full view of someone who comes in the front door. There’s nowhere to hide. Normally this isn’t a problem. But one day, the TV was showing porn, and I was on the couch carefully edging my cock just up to
The Crazy Cat Lady
Note: All characters are assumed to be of legal age.”I’m telling you man, all we have to do is take her a couple bottles of tea and she’ll do us.””No, that’s nuts. No woman is gonna’ bang two guys just for some tea.””Really, dude, I am not shittin’ you. This is straight from two seniors