“Shit, man! Doesn’t that hurt?”
“Nah. Sure, it’s kind of tender down inside there. But it doesn’t really hurt me. I’ve been doin’ this kind of thing my whole life.”
“Did you ever let Sally stick her finger down inside your dick, like that?”
“Of course I did. And Sally was always beggin’ me to let her watch me pee, too. ‘Cuz I don’t pee like a regular guy does, either.”
“And I’ll bet you also don’t cum like ‘a regular guy’ does.”
“Yeah. You’re right about that. The sperm doesn’t really squirt out in little spurts, like it does for most guys. It kind of just flows out all over the place. All I can say is, it usually gets my dick really messy.”
At this point, I could feel that my own stiff, fully-erect penis was “begging me” to be released from its suddenly-uncomfortable confines of my pants and my boxer-briefs underwear.
“So, would you like to see my dick?” I asked Jerry, as I was open-handedly gesturing down towards the obvious bulge at the front of my crotch, as if to present it as some kind of weird prize on “The Price is Right” TV show.
“Sure,” Jerry said, “if you wanna show it to me.”
“I do,” I said, as I unzipped my pants, and pulled out my fully-erect dick, which was much longer and more slender than Jerry’s. And then I began playing with myself, right in front of Jerry.
And then I asked him, “So, do you wanna feel my dick?”
“Yeah, do you wanna feel mine, too?” Jerry asked right back, as he was already eagerly reaching across, into my lap, before I could even answer him.
“Oh hell yes!” I said, and reached across to wrap my hand around his fat, stiff dick. And we just sat there, silently feeling out each other’s packages for a few minutes.
“Would it be okay if I stick my pinky finger down inside your piss-hole, just like you were doin’ earlier?” I asked Jerry.
“Sure. Go right ahead,” he answered.
And I stuck the tip of my little finger inside my mouth to lubricate it with my saliva, before I carefully inserted the end of it down inside of Uncle Jerry’s gigantic urethral tube. And I just left my pinky finger in place, while I caressed his balls with my other hand. I could hardly believe that I was actually fingering a guy’s piss-hole.
Meanwhile, Jerry just kept on quietly squeezing and playing with my dick for several minutes. And after getting over the initial shock about what I was doing to Jerry’s penis, I actually began to slowly move the tip of my pinky finger in and out of his urethral opening, as I was intentionally finger-fucking it.
And that’s when Jerry finally broke the silence by asking me, “Do you wanna move into the livin’ room? That way I can put some porn on the TV. I’ve got somethin’ special that I think you’ll really like a lot. But please don’t get mad at me, Carl. Okay?”
“Sure. Besides, I’m way too turned-on right now, to get mad at you, Jerry” I replied, as I was still finger-fucking the gigantic head of his penis, while at the same time thinking, No wonder Sally loves her Uncle Jerry’s penis. I’m sure it stretches the hell out of her vagina. God, it’s so big, that I’m not even sure I could get my mouth around it. And I can’t even imagine what it would be like having this monster-dick up inside my ass!
“That’s good,” Jerry said, as he stood up from the kitchen chair, and began gingerly making his way towards the living room. I stood up, quickly took off my pants and underwear, and then followed him into the living room.
We were quite the picture at that moment. Two men who were naked from the waist down only–and with fully-erect penises jutting out at the front our crotches–following each other into Jerry’s small living room. And I found myself staring at Jerry’s unattractive bare butt, as he was walking in front of me.
I couldn’t help but laugh out-loud at this “unexpected development”. My having sex with Jerry was last thing that I would have ever imagined happening during my initially-confrontational visit to his apartment today.
“What the hell are you laughin’ about?” Jerry asked.
“Oh, nothing…” I automatically answered.
“Just hold on a moment,” Jerry said, as we were both entering the living room, and he was motioning for me to take a seat over on the living room sofa, “And I’ll put the video on.”
Jerry grabbed what looked a homemade DVD disc, with a bunch of black Sharpie writing scribbled across it, and quickly stuck the DVD in the DVD player that was hooked to the 55″ wall-mounted, flat-screen TV in Jerry’s living room.
Once we were both naked from the waist down, and sitting side-by-side on the sofa, Jerry used the remote to turn on the TV, and then to start playing the DVD.
And my mouth just about hit the floor when I saw Sally on the TV screen–yes, that’s right, my wife, Sally–who was completely naked and down on all-fours on top of a bed, as she was moaning away in orgasmic ecstasy, while Jerry was on his knees behind her, and fucking her doggie-style.
Then, once the initial shock had worn off a little bit, I noticed something else. The ‘Jerry’ up on the TV screen wasn’t fucking Sally’s pussy. He was fucking her in the ass with that super-fat dick of his. And she seemed to be loving every minute of it.
“God damn it, Jerry! What the fuck?” was all I could say.
“Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?” Jerry calmly replied. “Sally really loves gettin’ fucked in the ass. But then, you, of all people, should already know that.”
The more I learned about Sally and her secretive sex life, the more I realized that I really didn’t know her at all. In fact, at this point in our relationship, I was truly beginning to feel like I have been married to a total stranger this whole time.
“You know, this video scene wouldn’t even exist, if Sally hadn’t asked me to record it for her,” Jerry continued explaining. “I apologize for the static camera work, but it was done from that little camera in the lid of my laptop. I had it sittin’ on the dresser, across from the bed. But at least it was shootin’ up from the foot of the bed, and showin’ all the ‘good stuff’, if you know what I mean…”
“By ‘record it for her’, do you mean that Sally’s actually has a copy of this video?” I asked in disbelief.
“Of course she does. And she’s also got a lot more videos that we’ve made together over the years. We used to do them on a big old VHS camcorder, way back when I was havin’ threesomes with her and Jake. We’d all take turns bein’ the ‘camera guy’.
“And Sally really loved shootin’ videos of me and her dad havin’ sex together. It really seemed to turn her on a lot, when Jake and I would rub our dicks together in front of her, and then cum all over each other’s dick-heads.
“And I guess Sally just had this ‘special thing’ for sperm. ‘Cuz she was always wantin’ me and Jake to put our sperm in her pussy. And she didn’t really seem to care that much how the sperm got there–just as long as it did.
“So when Jake and I were finished coverin’ each other’s dicks with sperm, Sally would lean over somethin’–like the couch, or the bed–with her legs spread apart, and her bare butt up in the air.
“And then Jake and I would each take turns mountin’ Sally from behind. I’d hump her a few times, and then pull back out, so that Jake could jump on and hump her a few times.
“And then he’d pull back out of her, to let me take my turn with her again. And we’d just keep on doin’ that to Sally–you know, takin’ short turns, humpin’ her–until our dicks finally got so soft, that we couldn’t get ’em to go up in her pussy no more.
“Sally used to tell us that she loved it, whenever we ‘tag-teamed her’ like that. And I knew that she wasn’t lyin’ about that. ‘Cuz she’d always end up cummin’ her ass off, and pissin’ all over our dicks, while we were fuckin’ her like that.”
“Wow!” I said, totally flabbergasted by Jerry’s candid comments.
“Yeah, wow! That was exactly how Jake and I felt, too. That hot wife of yours is awesome in the bedroom! You’re one lucky guy! That’s all I can say,” Jerry remarked.
And then he reached over into my lap, and grabbed hold of my penis, and starting hand-pumping up and down on it, as he told me, “But I’m sure you’re awesome in the bedroom, too! I mean, why else would a super-horny girl like Sally stay married to you? And I’ll tell you another thing that you may not realize.”
“What’s that?” I asked, not really knowing if I wanted to hear the next thing that Jerry was getting ready to tell me.
“You’ve got one super-sexy dick on you, my friend! I just wanna put it in my mouth, and suck on it. Do you mind?”
“No. Go right ahead,” I told him, feeling quite relieved and surprisingly flattered by Jerry’s “super-sexy dick” comment.
Jerry leaned over into my lap, and he began giving me a marvelous blowjob–in fact, it was the best blowjob that I had ever experienced in my entire life–while I just kept watching the “Jerry” on the TV screen, as he was relentlessly banging away at my wife’s rectum, with his short, thick dick.
But the “Jerry” on the TV screen didn’t end up cumming in Sally’s ass. Instead, he pulled his fat dick out of her butt-hole, and quickly shoved it right up into her vagina, just in time to begin inseminating her. And it was obvious to me that he was definitely inseminating my wife’s pussy, because I could see all the sperm that was steadily oozing out all around the edges of his dick-shaft, which he still had firmly planted into Sally’s stretched-wide-open baby-making canal.
While the “Jerry” on the TV screen was busy fertilizing my wife’s vagina with his shit-coated penis, I orgasmed and shot my wad right into the back of the real Jerry’s mouth. And he just kept on sucking away at my orgasmically-pulsating dick-head, the entire time.
When I finally came back down to earth, I told Jerry, “I don’t believe you just did that.”
“Did what?” he asked. “Swallow your sperm? It’s no big deal. Believe me. I used to swallow Jake’s sperm all the time.”
“No. Not that. You fucked Sally in the ass. And then you fucked her pussy right afterwards, without cleaning your dick off first!” I said, pointing towards the TV screen. “Don’t you know that that’s extremely dangerous for a woman? She could get all sorts of serious infections from a guy doin’ that to her.”
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