“At what age did you first masturbate?”
The colour flushed to my cheeks before I answered. “I had never masturbated.”
“Have you ever engaged in any other type of sexual behaviour?” “No”
“Have you ever had an orgasm?” “No.”
“Ok, we are just about done, just one last question. On a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being completely heterosexual and 10 being completely homosexual how would you describe yourself?”
“One. Heterosexual.”
That last question really brought out the red in my cheeks. I checked the time to distract me from my discomfort while Paul continued to fill in some remaining sections and crossing out the remaining three quarters of the answer form. Exactly 5 minutes. The Frat Boys were right.
Paul eventually finished with the paperwork and looked up at me and was a little surprised to see me still seated opposite.
“You can go now. We’re all done.”
“If you don’t mind, could I just wait here for a few minutes?”
That was the first time I saw even the tiniest hint of surprise on his friendly face.
“Why?”
“Well, the Frat Boys who live across the street, time how long it takes for each girl to be interviewed. If you are only in for a short time like me, they know you’re a virgin or very inexperienced.”
“Well, I’ll be damned! Those cheeky buggers. That is exactly the sort of thing I would have done at their age if I had thought of it. I will have to make some changes to the interview process to provide some better security. I am a bit surprised that you want those Neanderthals to believe a nice girl like you is a slut. It seems a very strange thing for you to want to do. You know that there is absolutely no shame in being sexually inexperienced. A lot of men find ‘sweet and innocent’ highly desirable in a young woman. You should enjoy and relish this time of your life as the cold hard world creeps up on us all too fast.”
“I don’t want them to think I’m a slut. Just someone with a little more experience. It is not that I am uninterested in sex it’s just that I have no previous opportunity and have no idea where to start. If they think I have some sort of experience they might be a bit more interested and make the first move.”
“Sounds reasonable. How long should we wait?
“Maybe ten minutes?”
“I am more than happy to spend time with an extremely attractive young woman. However, you might as well learn something about sex in the meantime otherwise you might find yourself into all sorts of unwanted trouble.”
“Oh. I hadn’t thought about that.”
“Here’s a question for you. What is the largest sex organ in the human body?”
“The penis?”
“Not even close its less than 1%.”
“The breasts?”
“Slightly bigger again but not the biggest.”
“OK. I give up, what’s is the biggest?”
“It’s the brain. The brain makes up about 9% of the human body and without it absolutely nothing sexual can ever happen. You must be turned on for sex to happen and without the brain that is just not possible. It is the most important and most underappreciated aspect of any sexual activity.” The skin is the second most important sexual organ. Humans are tactile beings and need to touch and be touched.”
“You must know an awful lot about sex after conducting all these interviews.”
“Yes. There are not too many things that surprise me, but you surprised me. It is a long time since that has happened.”
“You don’t think I am weird, do you?”
“No. I think you are perfectly normal healthy young woman who is just starting out on her journey of sexual discovery. The only thing that is a bit unusual is your late development which is most likely to do with a restrictive and isolated upbringing, judging from the little you have told me about yourself. The fact that you have never masturbated is quite unusual as most people have mastered that particular art at a much younger age than you.”
“Really? I thought that was a sin and your soul would burn in hell forever if you were ever tempted.”
“Don’t believe any of that religious hoodoo voodoo bullshit. Everyone masturbates and if they tell you they don’t, then they are lying.”
“So, you masturbate?”
“Yes. It is perfectly normal, natural and healthy in fact I would go as far to say that it is unhealthy not to do it.”
“So how often do you do it.?”
“At the moment it is once or twice a day but that is only because my wife is heavily pregnant with our first child. She is suffering terrible morning sickness. Sex for her is not very pleasant at present. The last wank I had was about a half hour before this interview for professional reasons. Some of the stories I get told are very arousing and it is not very professional to get a raging hard-on during the middle of an interview with a young woman. The only other thing that might be a bit strange is your 100% preference for heterosexuality. As you are young and still a virgin so I don’t have any real data to know exactly where you would fit on the scale.
“What scale?”
“The last study the institute published indicated that very few people were at the extreme ends of completely heterosexual or completely homosexual. Most of the population is distributed evenly across the spectrum. As far as I have seen in this new study the trend applies equally to both men and women.”
“So where do you fit on the scale?”
“I’m somewhere between 2 and 3 on the heterosexual end of the scale but I am a bit unusual in that I am required as part of my job to experiment and explore beyond my normal comfort zone, so I have a better understanding of other people’s experiences.”
“So, you have had sex with a man?
“Yes. With a number of men in fact.”
“What does your wife think about that?”
“She is incredibly supportive. She knows it is part of my job and how important it is to the research. Besides as part of our arrangement she is free to have other sexual partners as well.”
“Has she had sex with other people since you were married?”
“Yes. A number of times with a number of different partners.”
“Doesn’t that cause problems?
“It can cause tension. We try to deal with that as best we can, by being extremely honest with each other, every time either of us has sex with someone else. Often that results in both of us getting extremely aroused and that leads to some of the best sex ever.
“Wow. I’m gobsmacked!”
“I know my situation is not typical, but it does provide some useful insights and I have learned so much.”
“Like what?”
“Like every partner is completely unique. What works for someone will not necessarily work for someone else. Or what worked once may not work a second time. You have to be open to trying new things, experiment, find out what you like and what you don’t like and most important of all, you need to use that great big curious and creative brain that we have been given.”
“What do you mean?”
“For instance, even though I have recently sated my sexual appetite I bet you can give me an erection without ever getting out of that chair or making any physical contact with me purely by stimulating my imagination.”
“How?”
“Through the power of suggestion. Do you want to try?”
“What do I do?”
“I cannot see all of you over this table, but I do know you are wearing a modest knee length dress that doesn’t really showcase your best sexual assets. You have long smooth well-toned shapely legs without stockings. You have board attractive childbearing hips, a narrow waist and although they are covered you have an exceptionally fine pair of breasts that are beautifully proportioned to the rest of your body.”
“I thought I was the one that was supposed to be turning you on not the other way round.”
“Are you getting aroused?”
“Maybe, just a little.”
“Good, so you get the idea of what I am trying to teach. It is not what I can see but the hint of possibilities of what may lie hidden beneath? OK it is your turn to try.
“I don’t really know what to do?”
“Ok here is a suggestion. You have said that you have never masturbated in your life. Just describe to me how that might feel and what you might do. You do not have to do anything just describe what it might be like. I can’t see over this table either way, so I won’t know if you are doing anything or not.”
“Um arr…” I was turning pink with embarrassment.
“Ok, just tell me about your hands and what you are presently doing with them.”
“They are resting in my lap.”
“Are they on top of your thighs or nestled between your legs?”
“They are nestled between my legs.”
“Tell me more.”
“I am gently pushing my hands down between my legs, but my dress is preventing me from pushing down any further.”
“Ok, you are starting to get the hang of this.”
“I am stroking my fingers upwards and can feel the heat emanating from between my legs.”
“That’s good. Keep going.”
“I am starting to feel damp and squishy. I am trying to push down further but my clothes are in the way. I have opened my legs a little wider to gain better access, but I still can’t reach where I need to be.”
“You are doing great. I can see you are starting to get turned on and it is doing the same to me. Your breathing is deeper, your nostrils are flared, your skin is flushed, your pupils are dilated, and your nipples are hard. If you look at me, you will see the same thing happening to me I am mirroring exactly what is happening to you.”
My confidence was starting to build with this game and took things up another notch.
“I am slowly pulling up the hem of my dress. It is above my knees exposing the bare skin of my thighs.”
“Mmmm.”
“I can open my legs wide now to get access to my panties. My skin is so sensitive. Every tiny little touch is turning me on.”
“Ohhh yesss.”
“My fingers are stroking the outside of my panties”.
“Keep going.”
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