Smelly Neighbor

Literotic asexstories – Smelly Neighbor by IWroteThis,IWroteThis
“You look like you got run over by a truck. What happened?”

I glared at Pete from my hospital bed. “You happened. You and that pheromone spray you gave me.”

“What?” I had to chuckle at the confused look on his face as he stammered. “It’s just a pheromone enhancer. We tested it six ways to Sunday and the worst reaction was a bit of skin irritation. How did it put you in the hospital?”

“According to the doctor, it was severe exhaustion and dehydration,” I answered.

“That doesn’t make any sense.” He scrunched up his face as he thought for a moment, then pulled the chair a bit closer. “Tell me exactly what happened.”

I shifted a bit to get more comfortable as I thought back to Saturday…

* * * * *

It was quiet in the house, even for an early Saturday morning. The end of the semester was coming up, so both kids were staying at college to study for finals. There were always things we should be doing, but Tracy and I had decided on a lazy day instead. We had just finished a light breakfast and were enjoying our coffee. It seemed like the perfect opportunity for a bit of lovemaking, but she hadn’t been overly receptive recently. Remembering that Pete had slipped me a sample of a pheromone spray his company was testing, I decided this was the perfect opportunity to try it. I slipped out to the garage where I had hidden it.

[Apply one spritz to each armpit and groin.]

I lifted my shirt and quickly sprayed my pits. It felt a bit strange to do it in the garage, but I dropped trou and gave myself a spritz down there. I wasn’t sure how much clothing would block it, so I ditched the boxers and went commando. Remembering the old saying that fortune favors the bold, I also took a Viagra from my secret stash of things my wife wouldn’t approve of.

I joined Tracy on the couch where she was streaming a series on the TV. I kept watching her for signs of arousal, but there was still nothing half an hour later when she excused herself between episodes to hit the bathroom. Frustrated, I ducked back out to the garage. I checked the label again, but that was all it said. ‘In for a penny, in for a pound,’ I thought as I sprayed myself again. Thinking maybe my clothes were interfering, I spritzed my chest above the V-neck as well. Realizing she might wonder why I was in the garage, I shoved the bottle in my shorts pocket and hurried back inside.

I tried cuddling a bit and caressing my wife, but another episode passed with no response from her. This time I was the one heading to the bathroom. I decided to go for broke and quickly stripped, then spritzed my body from the neck down. With fingers crossed, I redressed and hurried back to the couch.

Sadly, the spray still didn’t do anything, and I was left frustrated when that episode ended. I realized that nothing was going to happen with my wife, so I excused myself saying that I needed to mow the lawn.

* * * * *

“Please tell me you took a shower first.”

I was annoyed that Pete interrupted my story, so I fixed him with a scowl before responding. “Why would I shower before mowing when I’m going to shower after I’m done? Besides, it’s not like the spray appeared to be doing anything.

“Now, if you want to hear the story, stop interrupting me.” I stared at him until he nodded with a contrite grin and pantomimed zipping his lips.

* * * * *

I mowed the front yard first, and then moved to the back, where a recent storm had knocked down part of the neighbor’s privacy fence. With those sections missing, I could see that Ashley had several of her friends over and they were all lounging around her pool. Ashley waved at me, so I waved at her. A couple of the other girls then waved back, but just as quickly they were again giggling with each other and not paying any attention to me. I tried not to stare, but it is hard enough not to stare at one teenager in an extremely skimpy bikini, much less six of them.

As I progressed, I noticed that they were spending more and more time just watching me as they whispered and giggled. The sight of them was doing wonders for my old libido, as many a fantasy passed through my brain. Sadly, all too soon, I was done mowing and didn’t have an excuse to keep watching them. However, as I was pushing the mower back to the garage, Ashley called me over.

“Hey, Mr. Camden!” Ashley yelled. I left the mower and walked over to see what she needed.

“We were wondering…” I was a little shocked when Ashley trailed off mid-sentence with a flushed face. She was sitting on a low chaise lounge as I approached, so her face ended up right at my crotch level. Looking down, I realized that the effect of Viagra and six nearly naked teenagers was more than my shorts alone could hide.

There was nothing I could do now, so I tried to redirect her attention back to why she called me over. “So, what can I do for you, Ashley?”

She choked on her words and had to start over after she forced herself to look up at my face. “I was the last of the senior cheerleaders to turn 18, so we’re having a pool party to celebrate. This is Simone, Carla, Tina, Jenny, and Crystal,” Ashley said as she pointed out each one. “We don’t want to burn, so we need you to rub lotion on us.” She had the cutest grin on her face as she said that.

I wanted so badly to touch them, but I also didn’t want my wife or her dad killing me. With a heavy heart, I asked, “Can’t you put it on each other?”

“Oh, our hands are too small, so we miss spots. We need somebody with big hands to make sure we get rubbed everywhere.”

I thought I was hard already, but my cock made an extra effort to rip through my shorts at that mental image. I looked at the six girls in front of me, all with adorable puppy dog looks on their faces as they waited for my answer. I had lived a long and happy life, so if this was how it ended, what a way to go!

“I live to serve. Where’s the lotion?”

All six girls squealed, and I was quickly handed a bottle. Ashley turned around and started to stretch out on her lounger. She stopped, looked over her shoulder with a devious grin, and then removed her bikini top before settling in. I poured a stream of lotion on her back and started to spread it around. I saw a flurry of movement in my peripheral vision, so I looked around, only to find 10 more bare boobs surrounding me.

I tried to concentrate on Ashley, as I started at her neck and gave her a full massage rather than just rubbing some lotion on. When I got down to her waist, Simone darted in and swiftly untied Ashley’s bottoms, yanking them out from under her. Ashley tensed up and I froze with my hands gripping her waist. I felt her relax and then she started shaking her ass at me until I resumed the massage. She moaned sexily as I worked her ass over, before doing each leg.

Feeling a bit frisky, I bravely said, “Okay, time to flip over so I can do your front.”

She tensed up again and I thought I had gone too far, but then I saw the wetness leaking out of her tight slit and realized she had cum just from the thought. When the sensation had passed, she rolled over with a dreamy look on her face. I once again started at her neck and worked my way down, making sure I didn’t miss a single spot on her lovely C-cup breasts. I heard her disappointed groan as I stopped just shy of her fun button and started down one leg. I then worked my way back up her other leg, but this time I moved on to making sure her most tender area was well coated, although the gush of fluid when she came again may have washed some of it off.

As I straightened back up, Simone shouted, “Next!” As soon as I turned to her, she pulled the ties on each side of her bikini bottoms and let them drop. I watched in amazement as the small cloth fell away, revealing her in all her glory, and I don’t think that was pool water dripping from her lips. She nonchalantly turned and laid face down on the next lounger.

When I started working on Simone, the other girls started rubbing on me and tugging on my shirt, until I stopped long enough for them to pull it off of me. Feeling something damp on my arm, I turned to see that Carla was completely naked and kissing my arm with her lower lips. Looking around, I realized that all the other girls were buck naked as well.

I tried to not get too distracted, but give Simone as good as I had given Ashley. She was purring by the time I finished her backside, but I hadn’t managed to get her off. I stood up to let her roll over, and the other girls practically ripped my shorts off. It took a massive amount of willpower not to shove my throbbing erection into one of them, but I bent back to the task at hand. It took me longer to make sure I didn’t miss any spots on her boobs, as her double-D’s had a lot more surface area than Ashley’s C-cups. Once again, I saved the best for last and made sure that she came with two fingers inside her while my thumb was stroking her clit.

“It’s my turn,” I heard Tina say. Instead of laying down, she grabbed the lotion and squirted a very generous amount on my chest. Before I could figure out what she was up to, she turned around and pressed her back against me. As she moved around, theoretically rubbing the lotion on her back, my iron rod kept poking her in the ass. I heard, “Time for the front,” as she whirled around and started rubbing her little B-cup breasts on me.

Suddenly, she jumped up and grabbed me around the neck. She squirmed as she relaxed back down a bit, and I felt the most wonderful feeling as my aching cock slid into a wet cunt for the first time in weeks. She wrapped her legs around my waist and started thrashing about. I was trying my hardest to not cum, but it was incredibly difficult with how long I’d been teased and how tight her velvet tunnel gripped me. Finally, I couldn’t hold back and the dam burst. I heard “OH MY GOD!” as the already tight passage squeezed me even tighter and Tina became a dead weight in my arms. I managed to put her down on another lounger and crash on the ground next to it.

However, my dick was still a hard spike and the next thing I knew Jenny was riding it cowgirl. Crystal waited as I caught my breath, then settled herself over my face. Never one to turn down a free meal, I grabbed her hips and started eating her like I was starving, while Jenny continued to bounce like she was riding a bucking bronco. This time it was Jenny’s orgasm that triggered mine and soon she extracted herself from the still standing post that jutted from my groin.

Carla didn’t waste any time getting it stuffed inside her. She was very tight, and I heard a whimper of pain as she slammed herself down on me. She paused for a moment and then took off riding me the hardest I ever have been. I wished I could have seen her boobs bouncing, but all I could see was what Crystal normally kept hidden under her cheerleading skirt. After she had several orgasms on my tongue, she kind of slid off to the side and collapsed. I got a quick view of Carla’s bouncing boobs before Ashley took her turn on my face.

I had only tongued Ashley to one orgasm when Carla screamed out with hers, and slowly rose off me. I was surprised that I was still hard, but there was just something about these six naked teenagers that kept me going. Ashley quickly raised up and shuffled back, before dropping down and taking her turn, on what was turning out to be the most popular ride in this amusement park.

Simone was more reserved as she sauntered over with a smirk. She stood straddling my face, giving me a good look at her normally hidden treasures. Slowly, oh so torturously slow, she lowered herself down towards me. I found myself straining to reach her honeypot with my tongue, tantalized by the nectar I could see on her lips. Her smirk transitioned into a happy smile as my tongue made contact and she settled down so that I could dine at her Y.

I didn’t have much left in the sperm tanks, but when Ashley shuddered in orgasm, I felt myself give it the old college try within her clenching depths. I’m pretty sure it was Crystal who mounted me next, because when I finally felt her come, Simone said something about saving the best for last. She then slid back to take her turn on my flagpole and she wasn’t wrong, as that girl knew how to work my body with hers. She must have started doing Kegel exercises in the womb, as the way she could grip and caress my shaft was the most exquisite torture I’ve ever felt. When she finally squeezed another load out of me, it triggered her orgasm, and she just about ripped my dick off as her muscles involuntarily contracted in spasms.

As Simone rose off of me, staggering a bit now, I noticed that while I wasn’t flaccid, it definitely was starting to lean. All six of the girls were looking a bit worse for wear as well. I was too tired to move and they all just cuddled up on me. It was a bit awkward, but each of them made sure they were getting some skin contact, as they settled down with one on each arm and two on each leg.

I woke a bit later to Jenny and Carla taking turns blowing me. One would swallow my cock while the other kissed my balls. I didn’t expect that anything could resurrect my dick after the pounding it had just taken, but I was wrong. As soon as it regained its former glory, I watched as Carla climbed on for another ride. “If I had known it would be this good, I wouldn’t have waited so long,” she said as she sank down onto me for the second time.

My thoughts were interrupted as Jenny appeared above me. “Do you mind? I didn’t get to feel your tongue earlier.”

Rather than answering, I just reached up and grabbed her hips, pulling her down onto my waiting tongue. After several orgasms, she rolled off to the side and Tina took her place. I dove right in and gave her a few as well before she rolled off to the other side. I looked down at Carla, who was focused on getting the right angles as she pistoned up and down on me. She saw me looking at her and gave me the cutest little grin. “I hope you’ll give me a rain check for that. I’m still a little bloody from you popping my cherry.

I was shocked! Looking down, I could see traces of blood around her lower lips. Had she really been a virgin?

At that point I laid back and just enjoyed the sensations as the girls were constantly touching me and occasionally going for another ride. I know that I got several blow jobs to help me rise to the occasion, but it all started blurring together.

The next thing I remember was a paramedic shining a light in my eyes and I realized that I had an oxygen mask on. Looking around, there were also paramedics attending to the girls, although we all had blankets draped over us now. Then I saw my wife standing back watching. I could see anger and concern warring on her face as they triaged us. The last thing I heard as they loaded me in the ambulance was, “I’ll be at my sister’s.”

* * * * *

“Wow, that’s crazy. It sounds like you sure enjoyed it while it lasted.”

I’m not sure if his look was disbelief or jealousy, but I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Oh, that wasn’t the end of it. I haven’t even gotten to why I’m in a ten-bed ward instead of a private room. Now, let me finish my story.”

Pete hadn’t really paid much attention when he was shown in, but now he looked around at the privacy curtains pulled around each bed. He pondered that for a moment before turning his attention back to me.

* * * * *

I could hear arguing as soon as the ambulance doors opened. Once I was pulled out so the girls could see me, they calmed down and were cooperative as we were wheeled into the ER. I thought it was a little strange that they all wanted to see me, but I didn’t give it a lot of thought.

The semi-quiet of the ER was disrupted by a scream and a slap from one of the other ER bays. I almost couldn’t believe it when the head nurse came out of Carla’s bay, dragging a younger male nurse by his ear. She was clearly at least a mother, if not a grandmother, based on the practiced way she was manhandling him. I had to chuckle at his misfortune of being the only one without a face mask, as wearing one might have made the red handprint a bit less obvious. I guess that six naked teenagers in the ER was a bit more than he could handle.

There was no more excitement after that. Well, that’s not entirely true. When the doctor got around to me after visiting all six of the girls, I was in an unfortunate position, having his rather obvious excitement tenting his pants right in front of my face. I really didn’t need to see that, and quickly raised the head of the bed.

They drew blood and then we all took turns peeing in a cup. We got a few strange looks as we all formed a line outside the same bathroom. The girls made no attempts to keep the backs of their gowns closed, especially with me behind them. In fact, I’m pretty sure the wiggles were to make sure that I got a good look at them. I tried holding the back of mine closed, but it just made my newly reformed erection more pronounced, to the delight of the giggling girls looking back at me.

* * * * *

The results finally came back. They were all clean, so they decided to move us to private rooms and observe us overnight. It got crazy again as each of the girls demanded that they share a room with me. The nurses were all at their wits’ end until somebody suggested putting us all in one of the overflow wards.

There were two nurses assigned to our room and they went around getting us settled in and filling out the boards with their names and our details. I noticed they were both sneaking glances at me, but I figured they were just curious about a naked and over 50 man being brought in with six naked teenagers. Or, maybe they were wondering how I was still sporting a tent in my gown after being found passed out with six well-fucked teenagers collapsed around me. They were both attractive, which did nothing to help junior calm down.

We had to have our vitals taken every half hour, and I noticed that they were spending longer taking my pulse each time. After just a few visits, they were spending as much time with me as with all six of the girls combined. Speaking of the girls, they kept flashing me various body parts when the nurses weren’t looking, so the rather uncomfortable tent in my hospital gown remained. Still, I finally managed to drift off to sleep.

* * * * *

I woke up to the incredible feeling of a velvet vice stroking my shaft. I looked up to see which of my girls was being naughty, but was shocked at who I saw instead. Dana, one of our nurses, and her wonderful double D’s were bouncing enthusiastically above me. With a sharp cry, she locked up as her orgasm hit her. Her rippling grip on my cock was too much for me, and I fired a load deep inside her. As she calmed back down, she realized that my tree was still standing, so she went back to work trying to grind it down to a stump. I had lost count, but she had cum more times than I had when her body finally went limp, and she collapsed.

Dana was still sprawled on top of me when Veronica came in looking for her. She looked a bit upset, but something made me wonder if it wasn’t jealousy I was seeing. She tried to get Dana up, but she just rolled off and curled up beside me, refusing to move more than that. Finally, Veronica gave up and let her go back to sleep while she turned her attention to me. “She sure left a mess. I better clean that up.”

I expected her to go get a washcloth, not just inhale my cock and suck the combined juices off of it. By the time she had licked or sucked up every last drop, I was once again as hard as I’ve ever been. Viagra has never worked this well and it should have worn off hours ago. Still, I was sporting impressive wood and while I was wondering about that, Veronica must have stripped down. The next thing I knew my dick was sliding into a very wet place, right below a neatly trimmed heart of red hair. I’ve always had a thing for redheads, and I appreciated that she was a natural one, with the carpet matching the drapes.