Literotic asexstories – The Amazing Mrs. Henderson Ch. 01 by PinkFlowed,PinkFlowed
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Penny and Don Henderson had been married for 24 years, and while they still loved each other deeply, their sex life had become stagnant. Penny longed for more excitement, but Don was content with their routine.
Penny was a sexually confident woman and wasn’t afraid to express her desires. She had always been open with Don about what turned her on, but lately, he seemed less and less interested. Penny had tried everything she could think of to reignite the spark, but nothing seemed to work.
One evening, they attended a party at a friend’s house. As the night progressed, Penny had a few drinks and became more relaxed. She found herself chatting with a group of friends, including a few men who were flirting with her shamelessly.
Penny noticed that Don was sitting alone in a corner, nursing his drink. She felt a pang of guilt and decided to go over to him and make sure he was okay. When she reached him, he looked up at her and smiled weakly.
“Hey, babe,” she said, sitting down beside him. “Are you having a good time?”
Don shrugged. “I’m okay. Just feeling a bit out of place, I guess.”
Penny put her arm around him and leaned in close. “You know, you shouldn’t feel that way. You’re my man, and I love you.”
Don looked up at her, and for a moment, she could see the desire flickering in his eyes. She leaned in and kissed him, feeling his hands move over her body in a loving embrace.
Suddenly, Penny pulled away and stood up. “Hey, everyone,” she said, raising her voice. “I’ve got a joke for you. What do you call a man with a small penis?”
Everyone looked at her, waiting for the punchline.
“Don!” Penny said, bursting into laughter. “You call him Don!”
Don looked shocked for a moment, but then he started to laugh too. The group joined in, and soon everyone was in hysterics.
Penny felt a rush of excitement that she hadn’t felt in a long time. She loved being the center of attention, and she could tell that Don was enjoying it too. She leaned over and whispered in his ear.
“I think we just discovered a new kink, baby. You like it when I humiliate you, don’t you?”
Don showed Penny his shy, boyish smile and he slowly nodded as he came to the realization himself. Penny felt a wetness between her legs as she thought about what they could do with this new discovery.
Penny and Don left the party and went home. They didn’t waste any time getting into bed, and Penny took charge, using every curse word and dirty phrase she could think of to describe how she wanted to be fucked.
Don was like a different man, responding to her every command and begging for more. Penny was in ecstasy, feeling more alive than she had in years.
Penny soon realized that she loved making the “Don jokes” at parties. She loved the attention it brought her, and how it made her feel powerful and in control.
She started to make the jokes more often, and each time, the reaction was the same. People would burst into laughter, and Don would look a little embarrassed, but also turned on.
Penny could see that the jokes were having an effect on Don. He seemed to enjoy being the butt of the joke, and Penny could feel the power dynamic shifting in their relationship.
One evening, they attended a party at a friend’s house. Penny was feeling particularly bold and had come up with a new joke.
She waited until everyone was gathered around, drinks in hand, and then she cleared her throat.
“What do you call a man who can’t get it up?” she said, grinning mischievously.
There was a moment of silence, and then someone said, “I don’t know. What?”
Penny pointed at Don. “You call him Don!”
The group burst into laughter, and Don blushed bright red. But Penny could see the desire in his eyes, and she knew that he was turned on.
And so, Penny became known as the woman who could make everyone laugh with her Don jokes. She loved the power it gave her, and the way it made her feel alive. And she loved the way it brought her closer to Don, making their sex life more exciting than ever before.
Penny had always loved making people laugh, and after her success with the Don jokes at parties, she decided to take it to the next level. She signed up for an open mic night at a local comedy club called “Funny Boner’s.”
She spent weeks preparing, going over her material, and practicing her delivery. When the night finally arrived, she was nervous but excited.
As she took the stage, she could feel the eyes of the audience on her. She took a deep breath and launched into her routine.
“Hey, everyone! How’s it going tonight? You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you’re my husband Don, then Viagra is the best medicine!”
The audience erupted in laughter, and Penny felt a rush of excitement.
“I mean, seriously, my pussy is so hungry, it’s eating Don’s dick like a hungry lion. But, sex with Don is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”
The crowd was in hysterics, and Penny felt like she was on top of the world. She continued with more jokes, including some new ones she had come up with.
“Don’s dick is so small, the first time I saw it, I thought it was a zit on his balls.”
The audience roared with laughter, and Penny could see people wiping tears from their eyes.
“Don asked me if I wanted to see his ‘little friend.’ I thought he meant a puppy.”
“Don’s penis is like a shrimp – small, pink, and not very filling.”
“Don’s so small, he could use a Cheerio as a cock ring.”
The crowd ate it up, and Penny knew that she was killing it. She could see Don in the audience, looking a little uncomfortable but also aroused.
“As I bid you farewell, remember to embrace your desires, explore your fantasies, and always keep a spare set of batteries!”
When she finished her set, she received a standing ovation from the audience. She could feel the energy in the room, and it was intoxicating.
After Penny’s successful open mic night, the owner of Funny Boner’s approached her with an offer. He wanted her to do a weekly gig at the club, and he promised her a steady paycheck and the chance to perform in front of bigger audiences.
Penny was thrilled. This was the opportunity she had been waiting for, and she couldn’t wait to get started.
She spent the next week working on new material, pushing the limits of what was considered acceptable for a female comedian. She was determined to shock and awe her audiences, to leave them gasping for air with her explicit language and graphic descriptions.
Before her first weekly gig, she tried out her new jokes on Don and a group of her girlfriends. They all got into the spirit of the humiliation, egging Penny on and demanding proof of her wild sexual exploits.
“You want proof?” Penny said, grinning wickedly. “I’ll give you proof. Don, show them your dick.”
Don hesitated for a moment, but then reddened as he complied, pulling down his pants to reveal his slender dick, already hard with the humiliation and pointing straight out, with just a slight upward curve, in its full three-and-a-half-inch glory.
Penny looked at it critically, and then she turned to her girlfriends. “See, I told you. That peewee wee-wee couldn’t satisfy a goldfish.”
The girls howled with laughter, and Don looked embarrassed. But Penny could see the desire in his eyes, and she knew that he loved being the object of her ridicule.
“You know what I love about Don? His dick is like a chameleon– it blends in with the rest of his body.”
The girls erupted in laughter, and Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
But Penny could see the arousal in his eyes, and she knew that he was loving every minute of it.
On the night of Penny’s opening gig at Funny Boner’s, Don was nervous. He wasn’t sure if he was ready to see his wife perform such explicit material in front of a live audience.
But Penny was confident, and she strutted onto the stage with a microphone in hand.
“Hello, all you dirty motherfuckers!” she yelled, and the crowd roared with approval.
She launched into her act, using every foul word and vulgar phrase in her repertoire. She made fun of her own body, joking about her stretch marks and saggy tits.
“I used to think 40 was old, but now I’m 50 and I’m like, ’40 was a piece of cake.’ I used to be able to seduce men with just a wink. Now, I need a whole routine… with choreography.”
“I used to have a sugar daddy, but now I have to settle for a Splenda daddy.”
And of course, she made plenty of jokes at Don’s expense.
“I asked Don to be more adventurous in the bedroom. He suggested we try doggy style…but I think it was only because he wanted to lick his own balls.”
The crowd laughed and hooted, and Don felt himself blushing.
“As I bid you farewell, remember to live life like a gangbang: grab it by the balls and make it scream with pleasure,” Penny finished to a standing ovation.
But then something unexpected happened. As Penny left the stage, a man approached her from the back of the room. He introduced himself as a booking agent, and he told Penny that he was impressed with her act.
Penny couldn’t believe her luck – this could be her big break. But as she shook the man’s hand, she couldn’t help but notice something strange about him. He was unusually tall and broad, with a muscular build that reminded her of a horse.
As the agent spoke to her, Penny found herself distracted by his physical presence. She kept stealing glances at his crotch, wondering just how well-endowed he was. She had always been something of a size queen in her youth, and the thought of being with a man who was hung like a horse made her wet with excitement.
But Penny knew she had to focus on her career, so she tried to push the thought out of her mind. She nodded politely as the agent explained his plans for her – he wanted to book her on a national comedy tour, and even get her a spot on a popular late-night talk show.
Penny could hardly contain her excitement. This was it – her big break. But as she walked away from the agent, she couldn’t help but think about the bulge in his pants, and wonder if he really was like a horse.
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