Literotic asexstories – “Ho-Ho-Ho, Merry Christmas….” Pt. 02 by Originsunknown,Originsunknown I had planned on part one being a ‘one and done’ story but thanks to all your wonderful comments, I decided to take it further. Again, it’s fantasy, some girl on girl stuff but reality taken with a little pinch of salt. Thank you again for reading and for your positive comments, it makes me enjoy that writing so much more. Starts right as the other ended.
I watched her drive off and walked into the house, still in shock.
“Well, somebody looks like he saw a ghost,” laughed Mom as I walked into the lounge.
“I uh, got a woman pregnant,” I said.
“How the fuck do you know already, I just took the test yesterday!” yelled Clara.
“Oh fuck…” I said as Mom, Dad and Clara glared at me.
“Seriously, how do you know?” repeated Clara.
“Hold the fucking phone, he said ‘I’ got a woman pregnant, not ‘I hear you’re pregnant. Pair of you better start talking, have you been having sex?” said Mom, her face looked pretty murderous, Dad just looked stunned.
We saw no point in trying to lie.
“Since Christmas. It just kind of happened,” said Clara.
“And who were you actually talking about if you didn’t know Clara was pregnant?” said Mom.
“Jennif… uh, Officer Grant,” I replied quietly. Dad laughed until Mom scowled at him.
“Oh, come on, she’s smoking hot, can’t blame the guy,” replied Dad.
“She’s at least ten years older than him, John,” said Mom.
“That conversation can be tabled, Clara, I thought you were on birth control?” said Dad.
“I got so wrapped up in our fun I forgot to take them,” she replied, quietly.
I wondered why the conversation wasn’t more about me having sex with my own sister but that became evident a little later.
“So, Officer Grant, is she expecting child support or what’s the story there?” said Mom.
“Can’t we talk about Clara?” said Dad.
“We will but I’m more concerned about us having another child to look after.”
“She said she doesn’t want anything from me. She’s going to therapy and said getting pregnant likely saved her life. She has ptsd or something and was drinking pretty heavily. She’s not upset with me, she said she will let her kid know me when they’re old enough,” I replied.
“And you’re okay with that?” asked Mom.
“I’m 23, Mom. She’s 33 and told me she has some life stuff to fix. It was fun, she is very sexy but neither of us went looking for a relationship or a kid.”
“More out of, how the fuck, but she’s always nice to any of us, not so nice where I’d see her suddenly seducing you, Son. And I’m not being mean about it, she just never came across as the slutty type, you know?” said Dad.
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”
“Try me.”
“Can I use the bathroom first? This is a longer chat than I was expecting.”
“Fine but straight back here, this is very far from over.”
Clara was looking down as I passed her, I wanted to hold her, to tell her I loved her and that everything was going to be fine. I got to the bathroom and was washing my hands when the fairy or pixie appeared again, I jumped but managed not to yell out.
“Oh goodie, you’re alone. I hate having to put a room to sleep, takes so much energy and I’m close to hibernation time.” she said.
“What do you want?” I asked.
“You, mister, got a woman pregnant when you used your power. It’s why it stuck when we tried to strip it from you. You’ll have it until the baby is born, don’t go getting anyone else pregnant, as long as you have a woman carrying your child, you’ll be burdened with your power.”
“But Christmas was a month ago!”
“I know, makes it more fun when you try any explain why she’s horny for you and wondering why you’re saying Merry Christmas. I swear, Santa had quite the sense of humor when he wrote the rules for this one.”
“So, saying, ‘ho ho ho, Merry Christmas’ will still have a woman lusting for me?”
“Oh, you dick.”
The room went bright then I blacked out. When I woke up, both Mom and Dad were standing over me in the hall, I had a damp cloth on my forehead.
“Wh… what happened?” I asked as I sat up.
I started to remember a dream as I came to, the pixie was the same size as me and she was naked.
“You can’t have me, I had to bring you here to tell you but my touch is more than a human can take. Be mindful of who you say that to!” she had said to me.
“Hey, you with us? You spaced out again kiddo,” said Dad with a concerned look on his face.
“I’m okay, I just stood up too fast and flaked out,” I replied.
“Little nympho keeping you wore out I expect.”
“Huh?”
“Your sister, dufus, you said the Cop was a one-time thing.”
“Oh.”
They helped me up and sat me down on the couch, Clara brought me a glass of water, she touched my head with a look of concern but she stayed snuggled close. She kissed me on the cheek and whispered, “It’s okay.”
“So, you were telling me how you managed to seduce the neighbor,” said Dad.
“Christmas Eve, when I was driving home in that storm, Santa crashed, I rescued him until his elves got him going then he gave me powers. I just say something to a woman and she’ll want me,” I said.
Dad laughed his ass off, Mom just raised an eyebrow.
“I’ll get you more water,” said Clara as I finished the glass.
“So, that’s fucking hilarious, with a straight face too. What did you say to her?” asked Dad.
“Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas,” I replied.
“She’s all yours, Son.”
“What?”
Dad sat back in his chair with a smile on his face, Mom, however, had a wanton look on her face and was undoing the buttons on her dress. Before I could finish, ‘what are you doing?’ she had dropped her dress to the floor and was knelt beside me in her bra and panties, fishing my cock from my boxers. Clara came into the room with my water and grinned when she saw what Mom was doing.
“You said it, didn’t you? She told you to be careful,” said Clara.
“How the hell, oh!” I gasped as Mom took my cock into her mouth.
“Maylina appeared in my head when you were out, she said I’ve to help you be careful but I didn’t get to you before this. I think we should tell him, Dad, before Mom mounts him,” said Clara.
“Tell me what?”
“The party your Mom and I were at over Christmas, is the same every year. No clothes, lots of drinking and lots of sex,” said Dad.
“B.. but, you were at Uncle Steve’s,” I replied to him.
“Why do you think I’m fine with your Mother and what she’s doing right now? I think I had all 3 of her sisters at least twice while she did her best to wear out your cousin and your Uncle Steve,” said Dad.
“You two were supposed to come this year but you’re coming to next year’s,” said Mom, only stopping long enough to talk.
“I’m going to have both of you when Mom is done with you,” said Clara.
I didn’t care that it was my Mother sucking my cock, I’d spent pretty much every day since Christmas fucking my sister so any moral hangups I might have had about family were long gone. Her mouth felt amazing and it didn’t take me long to get hard. Mom stood up, dropped her panties, took her bra off then straddled me to take my cock inside her. Her pussy felt amazing, she groaned in pleasure as she began to ride me and I just held on to her waist as she pounded me. I watched her beautiful breasts swaying as we fucked, I freely admit to trying to get a glimpse of them over the years and I finally had them in my face. I sucked one of her nipples into my mouth and looked up at her as I did my best to keep it in my mouth. It had the desired effect, Mom started really grinding her hips on me and started cumming as she took me deep into her.
“Oh fuck that feels good, I’m going to cum,” I said, groaning as Mom’s pussy tightened around my cock.
“Oh honey, wait…..” said Mom.
At first, I was a little freaked out but then I saw her. As my cock spurted my seed deep into my Mom, my little Pixie appeared.
“I’m pretty sure she was about to say, don’t cum in me but it’s a little late for that,” she said.
“I… I thought the power didn’t work on family?” I gasped, my orgasm still going.
“Well, that was before you knocked up your sister after the pretty Police Officer. You’re causing me all sorts of trouble you know!”
“Me? Santa did this, I didn’t mean to say it.”
“Your Mom gets a new IUD on Monday, her fun over Christmas broke the last one but they’re going to be telling her she’s pregnant. You, mister, need to stop saying it until we figure this out!”
“I’ll do my best, why am I still cumming?”
“Froze them, slowed you down. I’ll be back soon,” she said then was gone.
“Oh fuck, I was trying to say don’t cum but too late now, that’s quite the load!” said Mom.
“They don’t put another IUD in until Monday,” said Dad.
“You felt amazing, Mom, I doubt I could have stopped the way you were riding me,” I replied. She kissed my forehead.
“It’s okay, it was my fault. I’m going to take a bath, you three have fun,” said Mom.
“I’ll come with you, we’ll have fun next time, Clara,” said Dad.
Mom looked pretty distant when she left, Clara handed me a damp cloth to clean myself up.
“Wow, she crashed pretty hard!” said Clara.
“Not my fault,” I replied.
“Hey, I’m not mad at you. Kinda killed my buzz though. You, need to be careful though my love.”
I wish I’d remembered the whole being careful thing. Things got kind of nuts at home when they told Mom she was pregnant. It had only been 3 days since she’d had sex with me but she was ovulating and they were doing a pretty thorough exam before they would fit the new birth control. Nobody was mad at me or anything, Dad was taking it pretty well and pretty much blamed Mom but they decided to just relax and work out a story, or a new place to go and live, until they could think straight. My head was reeling. I now had 3 kids on the way, two of which I couldn’t tell anyone about and I was stressed. Despite the cold, I sat on our bench at the side of our house and was just staring into space. I didn’t even see Jennifer approach until she touched my shoulder.
“I said, Hi, are you okay?” she said to me with a smile. She was in uniform.
“Oh, sorry, I was a little spaced out,” I replied.
“It’s freezing out here, want to come over and talk about it?”
“I uh, sure.”
“I promise I won’t try and seduce you, though it’s not like I can get pregnant twice,” she said with a grin. I managed to smile back at her.
“There it is, I got a smile. Come, let me make you some tea.”
I followed Jennifer inside and watched her as she made us both a mug of herbal tea. It was pretty good.
“I’m on a break, I ate my sandwiches on my way over here but I forgot my keycard for the gym this morning so I came home to get it. What’s going on in that head, you look pretty stressed out,” she said to me.
“I uh, I’m not sure if I can talk about it really. I’m hoping it’ll work itself out,” I replied.
“Is it anything to do with that pretty sister of yours? You didn’t get her pregnant, did you?”
I just looked at her, wide-eyed.
“She’s not very quiet and rarely closes her window. I know she doesn’t sneak boys in and it’s always when your folks are out,” she added, thankfully still smiling.
“You must think I’m disgusting.”
“Actually, I don’t. You’ll never meet him but I have a twin brother, I can’t tell you how much fun we’d have when our parents went out of town. I had quite the appetite and got off with him instead of all the fuckboys that chased me constantly. He found a nice woman to settle down with but neither of us has regrets about it. I’ll keep your secret, I know I don’t need to tell you but you don’t repeat that to anyone, okay?”
“You said you were married before?”
“I was. Asshole cheated on me, thought he could use my job as an excuse but he knew I didn’t have regular hours when he married me.”
“I don’t understand how any man could cheat on you, you’re perfect.” she laughed.
“Oh, I’m far from that, honey but thank you for the compliment. So, is she keeping it? Abortion’s legal in this state, I’m pretty against it but I don’t judge others.”
“We just found out last week, she’s against getting rid of it too.”
“Quite the pickle you’re in, huh! I wouldn’t worry about it, most people don’t pay attention to anything outside their little bubbles these days. I know I get looks when I’m in my jogging gear but it’s jealous wives because their husbands are dreaming. Can’t wait to see the scowls when I’m jogging with a stroller. Shit, I had better get back. Do you have any plans tonight?”
“Not that I know of, why?”
“Because I liked this little chat, first I’ve been able to really relax in a bit. I thought maybe I could cook you dinner?”
“No way. I’ll cook for you.”
“Well okay then, I’ll be home around six, that sound good?”
“I’ll be here.”
Jennifer hugged me, then we walked out together. I was still smiling when I walked in the house.
“Where did you go?” asked Clara.
“I was having a tea with Jennifer,” I replied.
“A tea huh, quickie before she went back to work?”
“No, a tea. I’m going to hers for dinner tonight though.”
“Oh, well have fun.”
I could tell by the look on her face that she wasn’t happy. I pulled her to me.
“Hey, what’s that for?” I asked.
“What are you talking about?” she replied.
“Are you jealous? I’m going to have dinner, that’s it.”
“You can fuck her if you want, I don’t own you. Just don’t lie to me okay?”
“I am going for dinner. How about I take you upstairs and you can drain me then she won’t get lucky.”
“I’ve just spent the last two hours puking my guts up so no thank you.”
“Oh, are you okay?’
“I am now. Can’t eat fucking cheese anymore apparently.”
I held her close to me then kissed her softly on the cheek.
“I love you, Clara.”
“You better, not every sister that will have a baby with you.” I laughed.
“By how society reacts, that’s probably a good thing.”
I relaxed for a while then got myself showered and ready for dinner. Jennifer was a few minutes late but I didn’t mind.
“Sorry, traffic was horrible and my Chief would kick my ass if all I used my lights and sirens for was to get home faster. You look nice, we’re not going out right, I fully plan to wear sweatpants,” she said with a smile.
“No, I just wanted to look less scruffy,” I replied.
“Well, I’m going to get out of this uniform and shower. I picked up a couple of steaks, fridge is well stocked so make whatever you want.”
“Okay.”
I found a nice mixture of vegetables and decided on stir-fried veg to go with the steaks. I forgot to ask her how she liked them but I went with medium-rare so I could cook longer if she preferred different. I had just set them to rest and was plating the vegetables when she came back.
“Oh, that smells amazing. Good choice, I love stir-fry,” she said.
“I forgot to ask how you like your steak cooked,” I replied.
“Well, if that’s anything beyond medium-rare I’ll throw you in lock-up for serious crimes against good steak.”
“Perfect, I’m far too pretty for jail, they’re both medium-rare.” She laughed.
I had to tear my eyes away from her a few times, she was just in a loose t-shirt and black sweatpants but she had her wet hair up in a ponytail and very little makeup on. I thought she was the most beautiful woman I’d ever laid eyes on and my heart was pounding just thinking about her smile.
Dinner was pretty good too, I loved to cook and took pride in my meals. Jennifer finished everything and took our plates away then poured us more of the sparkling grape juice I’d brought. Our conversation just flowed, she was really intelligent and spoke with confidence about everything. We had a lot in common too.
“So, how did you first have sex with Clara?” she asked out of the blue.
“I just kind of happened really. She was a little jealous of you and was a little mad at me. I didn’t want that so I kissed her and it just kind of led to it. She told me she’d wanted me for a long time,” I replied.
“You know, when you spoke to me that morning, I’d had a fucking horrible shift. All I wanted was to be held, to be used and to feel wanted by someone. I can’t help feeling like I used you.”
“You say that like you tied me to the bed. I think you are so beautiful and have done since the first time I saw you. We’ve been talking for almost 3 hours and I can’t think of anyone I’ve ever felt so happy to talk to for this long. You have a presence that I can’t help being relaxed around but you’re strong and confident.”
“Wow, it has been three hours. I can say the same thing to you. You don’t seem to be afraid of me and my usual anxieties just melt away with you.”
She gazed at me for a good 30 seconds then pulled me to my feet. She held me then kissed me softly on the lips.
“I want you to make love to me, Marcus,” she said.
“I’d like that,” I replied, trying not to sound over-eager.
She led me to her room and we kissed each other passionately, we stripped and just the sight of her naked had me hard. I went to go down on her but she stopped me and just pulled me on top of her and kissed me again as she led my cock inside her. She felt just as wonderful as our first time together, we took our time though and when she’d cum three of four times she kissed me again.
“You can cum in me, told you I can’t get pregnant again,” she said, we both laughed.
I increased my pace a little and then let go, my climax was pretty intense and it set her off again. We gazed at each other as we caught our breath.
“That was wonderful,” she said, smiling at me.
“I agree,” I replied.
“Will you stay with me, I’m off tomorrow, would be nice to wake up with you.”
“I’d really like that.”
We ended up making love two more times that night, she was fast asleep when I woke up the next morning. I watched her sleeping for a while then kissed her softly on the cheek.
“Mmm, I hope 3 times was enough, I’m pretty tired, don’t think I could go again,” she said, smiling.
“No, I’m pretty worn out too. May I make you breakfast or should I go?”
“Shower with me then I’ll let you go.”
We ended up having sex again in the shower, just seeing the water cascade over her amazing body had me hard again and she had me take her from behind. She held me once we were both dried and dressed again.
“This was amazing but it can’t change anything. I want you to enjoy your life, Marcus, not get tied down with me,” she said.
“I’m not into that bondage thing, sorry,” I replied, she rolled her eyes, smiling.
“Well, go home and eat your sister, make her cum nice and hard for me, okay?”
“I’m sure I’m in the doghouse for a few days, I told her I wasn’t coming here for sex.”
“You were coming here to keep me company and I loved it, sex was a bonus. Oh, she’s there, let me talk to her.”
Clara was taking the trash out, I was worried about what she was going to say but it was good.
“Hey, sorry I stole your brother for the night,” said Jennifer.
“Um, why would that bother me?” replied Clara, a little frosty.
“Well, I know when my twin went to see other women, I’d make him wait at least 3 days before he could make love to me again. When I hear you both it brings back wonderful memories. If you ever want to share him with me, I’m good with my tongue too.”
“You…”
Jennifer nodded at the assumed question.
“It happens a lot more than people think,” said Jennifer.
“Well, thank you for saying something, I told him I don’t own him so as long as he’s honest with me I won’t punish him for wanting a goddess like you.”
The women hugged and Jennifer walked home.
“Need coffee?” asked Clara with a smile.
“Sure,” I replied.
“Good, I made it nice and strong, drink some then I’m sitting on your face. I’m not waiting 3 days but anytime you come home from another woman you reward me with oral.”
“I think I can live with that.”
“Oh, it’s not a choice my love.”
I had no sooner put my empty mug down when Clara led me by the hand to her room where I was put on my back on her bed. She wasn’t wearing any panties under her skirt, she straddled my head and held onto my hair until I started licking her. I explored and licked her like it was my first time with her, she always tasted so good to me and hearing her moan in pleasure spurred me on. I’m not sure how long I was licking her for but by the time she had her explosive orgasm, my jaw ached a little. I rubbed it a little when she climbed off me.
“Sorry, did I squeeze too hard?” she said with genuine concern.
“No, you just lasted longer than usual. It’s okay, your cream is always worth it,” I replied.
We snuggled then took a nap together, I woke to her laying with her head on my shoulder and smiled.
A few days later I was wandering round the mall. Mom and Clara went off to use the spa day that Dad had bought them for Christmas and I had nothing else to do. I spotted a girl I used to have a crush on in class, really pretty, amazing body but had such a shitty attitude that it put me off. She hadn’t changed too much, was still as pretty and last I’d heard she was working in a strip club or something. She was talking to another girl, just as pretty but looked a couple of years younger than her. The part of my brain that gave in a lot to my cock decided I wanted to see if I still had my ‘gift’.
“Amber, Hi, how are you?” I said as I got close.
“Oh, hey Marcus. Haven’t spoken to you in ages,” she said, smiling.
“Yea, Chloe was a little controlling so I didn’t really get out much but that’s over now. How’ve you been, I heard you were working at Tina’s.”
“Fuck’s sake. No, that was a rumor started by my ex. I have an internship for Leibman’s downtown, I’m going back to law school.”
“Oh, that’s awesome. Who’s your friend?”
“Sorry, this is my sister, Kendra. She’s 19 today and I promised her a new dress for her party this weekend. How is Clara, haven’t seen her for ages either.”
“Oh, she’s good. So, if I was to say, Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas, even though it was over a month ago, would that be a silly greeting?”
“We have time, Amber, Mom won’t be home until six. I want you to ride him first then I can,” said Kendra.
“Okay, I want him from behind too. Kendra can ride with you, give you directions to our house,” said Amber.
I felt like I was dreaming. Kendra was pretty bubbly, she talked about her party and the pretty dress she had, how she was going to do her hair and how much she was going to enjoy fucking me. I was pretty hard the whole time to their house, helped by Kendra telling me how wet she was. Amber was already waiting, she’d stripped and was waiting behind the door naked when we arrived, she was really sexy and I knew I was going to enjoy getting to fuck her.
“So, are you both sure about this?” I asked as they pulled at my clothes.
“You asked, we said yes. I’ve never done a threesome with my sister, or anyone for that matter but while she’s sitting on your face, I’m going to ride you. If you can get hard again after we’ve both ridden, I’d love it nice and hard from behind,” said Amber.
Kendra’s room was pretty messy but I didn’t care. They got me onto the bed and took turns kissing me as they toyed with my cock.
“Your boobs are so much nicer than mine, so not fair,” said Kendra as Amber straddled me.
“Yours are perfect, sis,” said Amber.
Amber groaned as she took my cock inside her, Kendra watched for a few thrusts then straddled my face and lowered her pussy to my mouth. Both of them were clean shaven and had very pretty pussies. I licked and explored Kendra as she looked down at me. I reached up and held on to her ass as I discovered her buttons with my tongue and before long I was rewarded with her gasps of pleasure as she came. She tasted amazing and I was almost disappointed when she couldn’t take anymore and got off me. Amber was still riding me but she was close too. Her pussy felt amazing and despite her fucking me for just her own pleasure, I was enjoying watching her breasts sway as she fucked me. When she climaxed, leaning on my shoulders with her hands, her tightness and her quiet squeals of joy set me off and I pushed up to meet her thrusts and sprayed my seed deep into her. Feeling me cum set her off on multiple orgasms and by the time I was spent she collapsed onto my chest, gasping for air when we were spent.
“H.. holy fuck that felt good. How is his tongue, sis?” she said when she could finally talk.
“Oh, it’s good. He just came in you though,” replied Kendra.
“It’s his price for getting both of us.”
Amber climbed off me then took her place at my head, I barely went soft so it didn’t take Kendra too long to suck me back to hardness. Amber had thicker thighs than her sister so I couldn’t hear fully what she said but it was something about her still being on me. I licked Amber with the same enthusiasm I gave her sister. Swallowing my own juices as they started to ooze out of Amber’s pussy wasn’t my favorite thing to do but I didn’t care and it eventually became mostly Amber I was drinking. Kendra took it nice and slow, she was really tight and felt amazing and I knew if she’d gone first I’d have cum way too fast. I was groaning into Amber’s pussy when she did start riding me, Kendra felt amazing. Amber didn’t last long at my tongue which I loved, getting to see Kendra’s small, pert breasts going red as she fucked me was great and she was really getting into riding me.
“I…. I nev…. never knew it.. oh fuck, that it was going to feel… feel this good,” she gasped as she bounced on me.
“Is this your first time, Kendra?” asked Amber.
“Y… Yes. Cole was a dick so I never gave him my cherry but this is amazing,” she replied.
I felt a little guilty but with how good it felt, I didn’t dwell on it. When she started to cum, I couldn’t hold back and sprayed my second load of the day into Kendra’s pussy. Her face contorted in pleasure, almost like a silent scream and when she finally sucked in air, she slumped forward and kissed me passionately. She hit a multiple orgasm like her sister and bit my shoulder. When she was spent, she collapsed onto my chest as she caught her breath. After resting for a minute, she looked at me, smiling.
“Thank you,” she said then climbed off me.
Kendra laid back on her pillows with a very happy smile on her face. She looked down as my cum started leaking from her and played with it.
“So much cum,” she said.
“I uh, I can clean you up if you want,” said Amber.
“With a cloth or.. oh..”
I watched in awe as Amber got between her legs and started to lick her. After the initial shock, Kendra’s eyes almost rolled back in her head as Amber licked her pussy. Amber’s ass was sticking up, she stopped licking long enough to tell me to fuck her and the sight of her licking alone had me hard again. I was raging hard, I pushed into Amber nice and slow as I admired her ass then began to give her deep, hard thrusts. I lasted for ages and actually managed to make Amber cum before I came again, spraying what seed my poor balls had left deep into her. We all collapsed on the bed together, smiling at each other.
“I think it goes without saying but you tell anyone what we did and I’ll kick your ass,” said Amber.
“Be nice, Amber. I’m still glowing from my first cock and first time being licked by another woman. Quite happily say I’m Bi, his tongue was good but yours was really nice,” replied Kendra.
“Well, let’s go shower so we can clean up before Mom gets home.”
My cock was aching as I drove home. Both girls gave me a kiss at the door but neither said anything about wanting to see me again. I wanted more. The following day at the supermarket I spotted a lady who lived a few downs down from us. She was maybe 35 but a gym nut and sexy as hell. She laughed when I said my ‘Ho Ho Ho’ line but had me fucking her in the back of her minivan on a country back road within the hour. Two other neighbor women, both single, took me home when I said it to them and each time I’d go home to Clara and eat her until she came.
I don’t know why they all chose the same day. A month or so later, 5 pretty angry women turned up at my door. Mom, Clara and Jennifer were just starting to get little baby bumps and I was in a great mood. Mom answered the door and listened to them for a moment then invited them inside. I was sitting on the couch with Clara, my hand on her bare stomach as we kissed but she jumped up when the women came in.
“How did you do it, four other women plus who knows how many more? We’re all fucking pregnant. You tricked us, mind controlled us or something because I’d have cut your balls of if you’d tried to force me but was I just a challenge to you?” said Maya, one of the neighbors I’d fucked.
“And you take my sister’s virginity and get us both pregnant? What the fuck do we tell our Mom, Marcus?” said Amber.
They all took turns to ask their own, ‘what the fuck’ and Clara just laughed.
“Tell them how they had their minds turned to wide open and lusting for you. Eight women pregnant within a month of each other, this is fucking awesome,” said Clara. I wasn’t laughing.
They all stared at me as I told them about Santa in the storm. I didn’t say the words though, just told them it was a magic phrase. They just looked at me like I was nuts.
“I think you should just say it, bro, this may be your last day on this earth,” said Clara.
I took a deep breath and said “Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas” and everything went dark.
* * *
“It’s been about two hundred years since you’ve performed a reset, Sir but that one wasn’t your fault,” said the elf.
“I read his mind, he was a good person, clean thoughts with the usual desires but this, this is too much,” said the man.
I was sitting in a chair in a white room. I couldn’t really see anything beyond the elf and the man and my head hurt pretty badly.
“Wh… where am I, who are you?” I asked.
“We’ve met before young man, this is how I appear without my Santa suit. You’ve made quite the mess down there and I’m going to fix it. How did you go so wrong?” he said.
“Nobody should have that much power, I enjoyed it too much but didn’t think of the consequences,” I replied. They were looking at a floating screen that showed the last thing I remembered. 6 angry women, my sister being one of them and my mom with her mouth open in shock.
“Well, I caused this mess so I’m going to fix it. I haven’t done this for a long time but I looked at the paths of all those women and none of them end well. I saw something special in one future so I’m going to let you keep it, this wasn’t your fault after all but Clara and your Mother won’t be pregnant and none of the other women will have slept with you. Jennifer’s child grows up to do something amazing so I’m not taking that. The others, will be dreams of a horny man but they will have no memory of you. Treat Jennifer right, she has pain but she is good. You won’t see me again or remember any of this but I’ll be watching.”
* * *
“Take it easy, I have medics on the way,” said the Officer.
I was in my car, upside down in a snowbank but I didn’t remember crashing. My airbags had gone off but I still managed to hit my head.
I woke up a few days later in the hospital. I recognized the woman sitting by the bed as the Police officer that had found me.
“You… You’re the Officer that found me, why are you here?” I asked, my head still aching despite all the drugs.
“Well, you’re also someone I care about but you have amnesia from the crash. We were neighbors, you came to talk to me when you saw me crying on my doorstep and we fell in love. You helped me through some of my darkest days and despite me being almost 10 years older, you have been the brightest part of my every day since then,” she said, gently touching my face.
“Jennifer, you’re name is Jennifer. You’re so beautiful,” I said to her.
“You tell me that a lot. I’m going to get your family, let them know you’re awake.”
My parents came into my room a few minutes later, followed by my younger sister. They all fussed over me then Mom kinda fussed over Jennifer, I was a little confused.
“I haven’t told him yet, he only just remembered my name,” said Jennifer.
“Told me what?” I asked.
“That you’re going to be a Dad. I’m about a month pregnant. That first night we spent together,” replied Jennifer with the most beautiful smile.
It took me a few weeks to get my memory back. A few things slipped my mind but the doctors told me everything would come back in time. Jennifer was amazing, she was so patient with me but she told me about romantic nights I didn’t remember, about her therapy and how warm and safe I made her feel.
One night we were relaxing on the couch, I’d moved in with her which was pretty nuts since my parents and sister lived right next door but we heard a knock on the side door then Clara came in.
“Hey, Sis, how are you?” I said.
“Has he remembered yet, I don’t think I can wait anymore,” she said to Jennifer.
“Do you want to tell him, I’ll stay right here like I promised,” replied Jennifer.
“Are you sure, can I do it the way I told you about?”
“Yes, we’ve waited long enough, he’s been fine with everything else,” said Jennifer, smiling.
I wondered what was going on. Jennifer moved over on the couch a little and Clara straddled my lap, facing me. She held my face with her hands and kissed me softly on the lips, looked into my eyes then kissed me again, longer and more passionately. I looked at her then looked at Jennifer, but she just held my hand.
“One thing that you don’t remember yet, is that you and I used to make love. It happened one night and we were together all the time until you found Jennifer,” said Clara.
“I used to hear you two all the time, it brought back wonderful memories of being with my twin brother when I lived at home. I let her have you a few times a week and we’ve played together a few times too. She loves you in a way I can’t get in the way of and I know you will never hurt me so I love that she’s part of our lives,” said Jennifer.
“Wow. I have had a few dreams about you, really vivid sex dreams. Maybe they were memories,” I said to Clara.
“We fucked, a lot, before this goddess came along and stole you. I see how happy you both are together so I’m grateful for what I can have but I’ve missed you and wanted you to know.”
“Why don’t we take this man to my room, you can reacquaint him to your body and I’ll be there to hold you both when you’re spent,” said Jennifer. Clara was smiling.
I’m often the envy of men when I take Jennifer to dinner. I pinch myself at times that I get to be with a woman so beautiful but she is also the kindest, most wonderful woman I know. We got married when she was 7 months pregnant, it was a quiet, courtroom ceremony but we had a nice reception afterwards. Her friends from the Police teased her about snatching up a much younger guy but they saw how happy she is around me and are happy for us. Our honeymoon was nice too, I will cherish the memory of Clara drinking milk from Jennifer as I took her from behind for as long as I live.
Our daughter was born healthy in early September. That Christmas, I put it down to her years on Patrol and having to say Happy Holidays to Jennifer’s hatred of the time of year but the mall or store greeters dressed like Santa usually get a ‘fuck yourself’ from Jennifer after their ‘Ho Ho Ho, Happy Holidays’. I just know, if I even try to say the same but with ‘Merry Christmas’ instead, I don’t even finish the line before my mouth is covered and I meet the ‘street cop turned instructor’ mean lady persona that people fear so I just don’t try to say it anymore……
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