Mom at the Bachelor Party

Disclaimer: This story and all characters are fiction. All characters are over eighteen.

My friend Tony got his girlfriend pregnant and has to marry her. At the last minute, some of his friends threw together a bachelor party at Tony’s mom’s house while she was out of town. Being a teenager himself, Tony still lives at home. Tony lives on my block, and his mom and my mom are friends, and so I hang out with Tony, even though he is a little older than me.

I had no trouble sneaking out of the house to go to the party, because my dad was out of town, my brother and sister were staying with my aunt, and my mom went to dinner with some friends from work. There were about twenty guys at Tony’s. Some were friends of mine from school, and some were guys Tony’s age, including a few I knew from the neighborhood. There was a keg and some bottles of booze open in the downstairs family room. I slowly sipped a cup of beer, drinking being new to me.

I’d heard of bachelor parties that had strippers and such, but none of us, even the older guys, knew where to find hookers or strippers out here in suburbia. One guy did bring a couple of VCRs of porn, and that’s what was playing on the TV. So, we sat around drinking, smoking cheap cigars, and talking crude about the girls on the video. It was a fun, horny group of guys.

I was in the bathroom when I heard a familiar female voice from the family room. I opened the door a crack, and saw the tall brunette figure of my mom standing at the bottom of the stairs!

I stayed inside the bathroom with the light out, and listened to Mom talking to Tony. Someone had thought to turn off the VCR and turn on some music when they spotted Mom, but there was no hiding the booze. If Mom came looking for me, I was in deep shit.

“Hey, Tony,” Mom said, “Sorry to crash your party, I was looking for your mom.”

Tony said, “She’s visiting my aunt for the weekend.”

Mom just kind of looked around at the guys and the booze. She had a strange smile on her face. “Oh. I just stopped by to see what she was doing. I was out with some friends having drinks, and I thought your mom might want to have another drink with me.”

As I watched Mom, I realized that she looked like she had been drinking quite a lot. That would explain the smile, and her louder-than-usual tone of voice. I was just glad that she wasn’t here to get me, and hoped she’d leave quickly.

But instead of leaving immediately, Mom just stood and said “hi” to Jeff and Chad and the other guys that she knew, which was most of them. She asked what the occasion was, and Jeff said, “We’re having a bachelor party for Tony.”

“Oh. Oh!” Mom said, smiling. She looked at the booze bottles and keg, and said, “You look like you’re well supplied. Mind if I have a drink?”

Chad said, “Uh, no. Help yourself.” Mom walked over to the counter and poured herself a large glass of brandy, which surprised me, as I never see Mom drink much. Mom was sort of weaving a little as she made small talk with Tony and Jeff and Chad. While they were talking with her, Ray walked behind her, checked out her ass for a minute, and started chatting with Mom. His body language made it look like he was hitting on her. All of the guys seemed to be staring down at Moms tits. That didn’t surprise me, considering how horny everyone was getting watching the porn. And it was far from the first time I had seen my friends looking at Mom’s big tits. Mom’s 5′ 10″, so her melons were always in our faces while we were growing up. Plus, Mom’s pretty nice looking, and she looked particularly good tonight.

Mom’s brunette hair just covered most of her ears, and her earrings dangled down from her lobes. She has a pretty face with very kissable lips, I think. Her large tits looked even bigger than usual in the tight clinging white blouse she was wearing. The thin material seemed to form to her skin and bra. Her black denim pants seemed painted on, too. Although her stomach isn’t as flat as younger women, the way the seam of her crotch appeared to be getting sucked up into her pussy, puffing out the lips on either side, was real inviting.

Mom seemed to be enjoying the attention. And instead of trying to get rid of my mom, my friends seemed to be encouraging her to stay. Chad even took her glass and poured her another drink without her even asking.

As mom gulped her second drink down, she said, “Well, I should be going and let you get on with your fun. Do you have strippers coming over?”

“No,” my friends replied.

“Aren’t you supposed to have strippers at a bachelor party?”

Chad said, “We don’t know any strippers.”

Mom laughed and said, “That’s too bad. I’d be your stripper, but you boys don’t want to see a saggy old lady like me.”

I’d never heard mom talk that way before. But then I’d never seen her drunk before.

My friends all grinned, and Jeff said, “Umm, don’t be so sure of that.”

Mom laughed and said, “Would you stick dollar bills in my waistband?”

“Yea,” they all agreed.

Mom giggled some more. She started dancing a little in place to the metal music that was playing. The guys stood back and watched her big tits bounce. “I’ve never done a striptease before. In college me and my girlfriends mooned some people once when we were drinking.” Not surprisingly, I’d never heard her discuss that.

All of the guys were smiling and drooling at my mom as she danced. “You can moon us if you’d like” said Tony.

Mom put her drink down, turned around, shook her ass at the boys, and got a sincere round of applause and a few hoots from the horny bastards. All other conversation in the room stopped, and twenty guys were watching my mom. To my shock, she unsnapped and unzipped her slacks, and quickly pulled them down, along with her black panties, and stuck her bare ass out! She gave one quick shake to her naked white cheeks, looking back with a smile, and pulled her pants back up again, but not before I got a glimpse of her pubic hair between her legs. Mom gave an embarrassed grin and giggled as everyone cheered and howled.

I stood in the dark watching, shocked and embarrassed, but also getting aroused, because I’ve wanted to see my mom naked for a long time, and never have. Mooning a bunch of guys less than half her age was the sluttiest thing I’ve ever seen, but the sexiest.

Mom snapped her pants again and faced her crowd, saying, “OK, where are the bills?”

Tony and Ray and a few others took dollar bills out of their pockets, and stuffed them into Mom’s waistband. Mom thrust her hips out to meet their hands, and let them slide into her tight pants.

Ray and Tony clapped and yelled, “More!” and others joined in.

Mom had a big grin on her face as she pulled her blouse out of her waistband, letting the dollar bills fall to the floor. She pulled up on the blouse to reveal her bare midriff. She teased the boys as she danced, letting them holler and whistle and encourage her. She pulled the blouse up higher, revealing her large white bra. She let go of her top, letting it rest above her bra. She put her hands in the air, and shook her tits.

The guys in front sat on the floor right in front of my mom. Others were sitting in chairs and a couch, and the rest were standing behind the chairs. Several guys held up dollar bills, and others yelled, “Take it off!” Mom waved them off at first, but when they continued, she crossed her hands, grabbed her top, and pulled it up over her head. She let it drop to the ground, and shook her tits as she danced. Her tits were hanging out of the top and sides of her bra. Her big cleavage bounced in and out of it.

Tony and Ray reached over and stuck bills in her waistband, letting their fingers glide over her bare midriff.

Mom leaned over and shook her cleavage in Ray and Chad’s faces. Ray responded by holding up a bill to her chest. Mom arched her back more, and let Ray slide his dollar, and his hand, halfway down into her bra. She let several more guys do this, and each got to put their fingers on part of her bare tit flesh. I was hard in the dark, wishing I could be one of the guys touching her, but glad to be able to watch this.

Mom unsnapped her pants again, and slowly wiggled them down her hips, exposing the front of her black panties. She pulled her slacks off of her long thighs. As she leaned way over to pull them off of her feet, she lost her balance and stumbled a little. I thought her cleavage was going to spill completely out of her bra.

Mom didn’t exactly look like a professional dancer, but it was real sexy watching a woman her age thrusting her hips in and out in her bra and panties. She was mimicking an old-fashioned burlesque stripper, putting her hands on her hips and grinding. The guys took more bills (actually, the same ones that fell out of her slacks), and stuck them into the front of her panties. They made a point to stick their hands real far inside her panties. Mom giggled and slowed down, letting them get their cheap feels. When Tony stuck his bill in, he pulled the panties down far enough that I got a glimpse of some pubic hair.

Mom turned around and shook her panty-clad ass at the guys. Her panties were conservatively cut, but had ridden up a little to reveal part of her white ass, and it jiggled as she danced. A couple of guys stuck bills in her panties again, getting feels of her ass, and pulling the panties down enough to expose the top of her crack.

Mom reached up and unhooked her bra. She turned around, holding the bra up with her arm. She slowly pulled each strap down with her right hand as she held her cups up with her left arm. Finally, she let the bra drop off of her chest and fall to the floor. Her huge white tits spilled out and bobbled freely. The pale globes had just a slight hang to them, but they looked great to the roaring teens. Each dancing mound was capped with very large areolas, which were very dark compared to her pale skin, and long thick nipples.

Mom threw her shoulders back, thrust her chest out, and shook her tits as wildly as she could. They flopped and danced in all directions, sometimes in unison, and sometimes in opposite directions. She bounced up and down, and her flying tits almost hit her in the chin, then crashed back down nearly to her navel. She leaned forward and let them hang in the faces of the guys sitting on the floor. I stood in the dark bathroom rubbing my hard dick as I watched. Shit, were they big! Hell, just her areolas were bigger than my ex-girlfriend’s whole tits, but not out of place on Mom’s huge jugs.