“HOLY SHIT, DUDE! YOUR MOM’S FUCKING GORGEOUS!”
“AND, SHE’S NAKED, TOO!”
“Yeah, well today is her birthday, and she has decided to celebrate it by wearing her Birthday Suit all day today. Look guys, I know that my mom is a total MILF, but keep in mind that she is still my mom. Can you at least try to keep it respectful?” Josh admonished them.
“Uuuhhhmmm, yeah. We’ll try.” Responded Jeff.
“OK guys. Coffee is on the machine, pancakes, bacon and eggs are coming off the stove. Load up while I get more going. Oh, and don’t be shy about grabbing my ass and tits when you walk by. No swatting, though. I have a plan for my Birthday Spanking for later on.”
Damn, I was getting wet being naked in front of all these guys. The humiliation of CMNF and being the only one naked in a group really gets my motor running. Getting groped and having my super sensitive nipples toyed with ramped me up even more.
“Uuummm, mom?” Josh began. “When did you get your nipples pierced?”
“Really Josh?” Don’t you remember last month when I showed my new piercings on one of my cam shows?”
He looked really cute as he blushed and tried to deny it.
“Cam shows? You do cam shows?” He asked.
“Josh, who pays the monthly bill for that credit card I gave you for emergencies? Yes, I do actually look at the statements to see what you are purchasing. Did you really think that I wouldn’t know that you are one of my subscribers? And, for your information, since I would just be paying myself, I just put you down for a free membership. Oh, and I also know that several of your friends are also subscribers. You really do need to stop tipping me, though. After all, it is silly for me to have to pay for all those tips to myself.”
“Does dad know?”
“Of course, silly. He was one of my first subscribers. He’s also one of my biggest tippers.”
“Wow. OK.”
I finished cooking, so I removed the apron. By that time, all the boys had gotten a really good feel of my ass and tits. Two of them even got a couple of fingers inside my drenched pussy. I fixed myself a plate, then put it in the oven on a low setting to keep it warm.
“OK, guys. Coffee is good, but it’s been a while since I had a good protein shake. Don’t mind me, just keep on eating.”
With that said, I climbed under the table. Jerome was a linebacker for the college football team. I started with him. When I unzipped his shorts and pulled his meat out, I was not disappointed. He was 6’2″ tall and weighed about 250 pounds of solid muscle. Let’s just say that he was proportional. If he was the rule, BBC is a real thing. I wasted no time wrapping my lips around that ebony pole.
“Oh fuck! Holy shit! Dude, I’m trying to be respectful here, but your mom is the best cock sucker I have ever had. She’s even better than Billy, that little fag in the Drama Club.”
“Dude, I didn’t think you swung that way.”
“I don’t, but a mouth is a mouth. Getting your dick sucked by a guy doesn’t make you gay. It’s only the other way around. I just close my eyes and pretend it’s Jenny. Besides, you know what they say, a girl is better at licking pussy than a guy because they know what a pussy likes better. The same thing with guys. A guy is usually better at sucking cock because they already know what they like. Your mom just disproved that theory.”
I had my nose buried in his coarse black pubic hair when he politely let me know that he was about to unload. I pulled back a bit and began swallowing as fast as I could as jet after jet sprayed into my mouth. I continued to suck and lick until every last drop was gone. After putting his cock away and zipping him back up, I moved to my right for the next load. By the time they were done eating, I had sucked all five of them off, including Josh.
“OK, guys. Go get cleaned up and get your swimsuits on. We’ll hang out by the pool this morning.” I said as I climbed out from under the table.
“Well, if you’re gonna be naked, why don’t we all just go skinny dipping?” Mike asked.
“Because it’s my birthday, so I am the one that is wearing my Birthday Suit. It’s not your birthday, so you get dressed.” I answered.
While they made their way upstairs, I retrieved my plate and quickly ate breakfast. I was going to need all the energy I could get today. Then, I started cleaning the kitchen. By the time the kitchen was cleaned up, they were all out in the pool. I grabbed a tube of sunscreen and went out the back door to sunbathe for a bit. I spread out a large beach towel on a lounge chair and laid down on my back to catch some rays.
“Hey, any of you studs want to help me apply my sunscreen?” I hollered out to them.
Physics. The branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy. The subject matter of physics, distinguished from that of chemistry and biology, includes mechanics, heat, light and other radiation, sound, electricity magnetism, and the structure of atoms. This includes the Laws of Gravity, as well as Einstein’s theory that nothing can move faster than the speed of light. Those boys just broke both of those. Gravity prevents levitation. All five seemed to suddenly levitate out of the pool. I swear that after levitating, they broke the light barrier, transporting themselves over to my lounge chair and beginning to rub their ands all over my body.
“Uuhh, guys? Guys. GUYS!!!” It took three tries to finally get their attention. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Like what?” Josh asked dumbfounded.
“Well, in order to actually rub the sunscreen in, you would need to actually apply some sunscreen in the first place.” I answered as I handed them the previously unopened tube of lotion.
“Oh, right.”
Damn. The only thing better than having 10 hands rubbing lotion onto your naked body would be to have the neighbor that was peeking through his curtains get over his shyness, come over and make it an even dozen hands. On second thought, he was old and creepy. Better it was the cute blonde babe behind me. On second thought, she would most likely insist on getting sunscreen applied to herself, thus halving the hands on me. Never mind. 10 hands were just fine.
So, half an hour and three orgasms later, I reluctantly informed them that I thought that I was covered sufficiently for the time being. The next few hours were spent sunbathing and getting in the pool for a bit. Of course, I needed more sunscreen when I rolled on my stomach. I briefly thought about telling them that I really didn’t need sunscreen that far up my ass, but the thick finger thrusting in and out just felt too good for me to stop him.
Eventually. It was getting close to noon, so Josh fired up the grill to cook burgers and dogs for lunch. As I did for breakfast, I climbed under the table and sucked off all five guys before I got a hotdog for myself. Never swim or participate in strenuous activities for at least a half an hour after eating, so, the next hour was spent just relaxing in the back yard. Instead, we played strip poker. I lost before the first hand was even dealt. Sometimes I really crack myself up. Actually, the boys played poker, and I was the prize for the winner of each hand. The winner of each hand got 1-minute of me on their lap, so they could grope and fondle me wherever they wanted. I was a drooling mess by the time they decided to stop playing. That 1-minute of groping, then having to wait for the next hand to finish was excruciating. It was never long enough for me to cum, then I had cooled back down before the next time. It was just never enough.
“OK! Enough of this shit. Is one of you studs gonna finally get off your ass and fuck me, or do I need to go out and lay down in the street and have some random guy driving past take care of it?” I yelled out. “It’s my birthday, so I’m having a party between my legs, and everyone is cumming.”
When Jerome stood up in answer to my call, I tugged his shorts down and had him lie on his back. I impaled myself on his thick 9-inches and immediately orgasmed. “Lube, God Damn it!” I yelled back at the cock that was attempting to push into my ass dry. I swear! Don’t these colleges teach kids anything useful anymore? Anatomy 101 should teach them that an asshole does not naturally lubricate so if you are going to fuck one, you need to properly lube it up and slather your cock with lube as well.
“Where’s the lube?” He asked.
“There’s a tub of Crisco on the counter. I was going to use it to bake my cake this afternoon, but I can get another tub of it later. You can either use that or vegetable oil from the pantry.”
A few minutes later, I felt the oil being poured onto my ass and worked in with his fingers.
“I decided to use the oil. The tub of Crisco said it was shortening, and I didn’t want to take the chance.”
That was Jake. He wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. He was only in the college because he was a 6’4″ 295 pound Left tackle with quick feet and a lot of upper body strength. He was a great college football player, but I was surprised that he lasted this long due to his grades. Then again. His major was Communications, so his classes weren’t exactly difficult. He also had a couple of cheerleaders doing his homework for him. If Jeromy was the prototypical BBC, Jake was the poster child for Napoleon Complex. I could understand why he was nervous about anything that might shorten his dick. True, I had bigger dicks and dildos up my ass, but I still preferred smaller ones. They hurt less and the pleasure got going faster. I decided that I didn’t really want to explain to him for the next three days that Crisco Shortening would actually not affect the length of his dick. You pick your battles. Anyway, that thought became mute as Mike pushed his cock into my mouth, so I couldn’t really talk anyway.
My next orgasm hit me like a freight train. Suffice it to say that I felt it coming and let it hit me full force. Between already being horney from walking around naked in front of five young and well-built guys, not to mention being groped and fondled all day. I now had cocks in all three holes. Airtight, as they say. My pierced nipples were being toyed with as the guys were fucking me. Holy Shit, Batman! Lights flashed through my brain. Waves of ecstasy flowed through my body. My hips began to thrust like a jackhammer. The guys must have been really horney, because that’s as long as they lasted. Mike began flooding my mouth first. The vibrations from my moans probably set him off. Then Jerome fired off in my pussy. That must have tipped Jake over the edge as he flooded my bowels.
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