“Well look at that skippy little outfit you are wearing sis,” my brother replied.
I reply back to my brother, “I’m cold! let’s go smoke over in my car, where I can put on some heat and relax.” Well, when I started walking and I turned it said to my I’m chilly the other end of the parking lot, away from the cemetery gates.”
My brother said, “Earlier you were parked right in front of the mortuary, why did you park way over there?”
I said to my brother, as we started walking towards my car, ” So, that there was plenty of room for the guests to park and I didn’t want no one scratching my car, plus I couldn’t put it in our private garage, because our husband has has tools and junk everywhere, plus a casket on saw horses that I told him to take over into the Mortuary, you men are so lazy!” Well, we got to the car and I hit the button to unlock the doors and said to my brother, “We’re going to have to sit in the back, because I have a few cases of photocopy paper and stuff, I got at Office Depot on the passenger seat.”
so I climbed into the car and slid over to the middle of the seat and my brother got in behind me and close the car door. I leaned over between the seats, practically breaking my neck, because I was drunk and put the key in the ignition. After starting the car, I reached over turned on the heat, then sat back is the rear passenger seat next to my brother.
My brother said to me, “Do you have a light Tara?”
“Yeah hold on a minute, by the way Jimmy, I want to thank you for coming over and help setting up for the party,” I said laughing and giggling, as I started digging through my purse. I found my lighter and handed it to my brother.
“Your lighter is dead sis,” my brother said, as he’s flicking the lighter.
I said to my brother hold on a minute there’s one up in the console so I leaned up between the seats and I started digging in the console amongst all the receipts and pennies looking for the lighter. Giggling and babbling out loud, “I know there’s one up here, shit where is it!” Well being drunk and not paying attention, as I was leading between your seats. That my short little pink skirt of my Halloween costume had rode up and I was giving my brother a full view of my ass in my little pair of shiny satin bikini panties.
Then, as I continued to dig through the console for the lighter, suddenly, I felt my brother grabbing my ass. Giggling I yelled, “JIMMY! WHAT THE FUCK!
My brother replied to my to my outburst, ” Tara you have a beautiful ass.”
Then, my brother was rubbing my ass and running his fingers over the material of my little pair of shiny black satin bikini panties. Giggling I yelled back, ” I’m YOUR SISTER! NOW STOP THAT!” then ( CRACK) my brother slapped me on the ass and I yelled, “YOWL! HEY! there’s the lighter, found it.” While spilling some of my beer, I grabbed the lighter and quickly sat down in the backseat. Giggling, I said out loud, “I hope you enjoyed the view and had your fun perv!” as I was sliding over behind the driver’s seat.
I lit a cigarette, “Now I know you’re drunk, so I’m going to let it slide that you grabbed my ass and felt it up,” I said giggling.
My brother took a sip of his beer and replied “Don’t get mad sis, but earlier today when we were setting up for the party and you were walking around in those tight white yoga pants. That I could see your tiny pair of pink silk bikini panties through, clear as day and they were sexy panties.”
“Satin bikini panties,” giggling I blurted out interrupting.
“Then, when you changed into your sexy Halloween costume and you were out front over there bending over lighting the pumpkins. As I was standing there smoking a cigarette, I don’t know, if you realize how short that skirt is. My dick was hard as Rock and my dick hasn’t gotten up in years.
“Okay brother that’s a little too much TMI !” I said giggling to him and taking a sip of my beer. Then I seen my cousin Kelly walking into the Mortuary and giggling I blurted out, “Look Jimmy there’s our cousin Kelly, you think my costume is skimpy. Look she’s dressed like that comic book character Harley Quinn and look at those red and blue booty shorts she’s wearing. Dammit my husband is going to go nuts, he loves her ass. I see him always staring at it, I’m willing to bet any amount of money that he’s going to be banging her in the ass tonight. And I’m going to end up getting pissed off, along with my sister wives Toni and Kathy, because I caught him before fucking her in the ass.
“Tara look!” my brother said.
I took a sip of my beer and then turned my head and looked at my brother, to see he had his penis out, giggling I yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
My brother said, “Tara, see how hard you got my dick. My dick hasn’t gotten hard in years, your incredibly sexy ass has worked miracles on my dick.
Giggling I yelled, “You mean the little fellow wouldn’t work, BULLSHIT! you’re just trying to get into my panties. I’m drunk, but not that drunk and I couldn’t get that drunk to let my own brother get into my panties, Yuck! I couldn’t get that drunk to do or commit incest, whatever you want to call it! What is it with all the men in this family, all trying to get in my panties, they don’t bother the other girls in the family. My aunt’s have warned me and told me to watch out, I have had both of my grandfathers and all of my uncles. Ask me to give them a blowjob or let them fuck me and now my own brother, WHAT THE FUCK!
“That’s because Tara, you are sexy and have a great ass, along with that dark mysterious look that’s enticing and enchanting. All of the guys in the family say that, and when we have the family picnic weekend at Pymatuning Lake every year. When all of us guys go down fishing, you were the main topic and the only topic of the conversation the entire weekend. You wouldn’t believe, when you go swimming in the lake, in your shiny pink metallic Brazilian bikini. How many hard-ons the men in the family have standing there watching you.” my brother said.
I blurted out giggling, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!quickly I scooted over and leaned up front between the seats and lifted the armrest to grab something out of it. Then I sat down in the backseat and giggling I said, “I just remembered these were up there in the arm rest compartment, Aunt Marian gave me these 4 miniature (50 ml) whisky’S (60%ABV). After hearing that, I need this!” I quickly downed three of them and poured the fourth one into my beer.
My brother said, “Come on Tara, take off your clothes, strip naked for me!”
I said to him giggling, “Boy you must be really drunk, if you want to see me naked!
“I bet you got a pretty little pussy, let me fuck it with a beer bottle and then let me fuck you!” my brother blurted out.
My eyebrows went up and my eyes opened wide as my mouth dropped open, I looked at my brother giggling I said, ” HELL NO!” you ain’t fucking me with no beer bottle! I’m your sister, now put your penis back in your pants Jimmy!”
“Come on sis, let me fuck you?” my brother said.
Giggling I yelled, “NOOOOOO! I’m not stripping for you, I’m not letting you fuck me!”
My brother replied back, “Okay how about at least a blowjob Tara!”
Giggling, I yelled back, “HELL NO!”
Please Tara, I’m begging you, I need to get off sis, how about at least a handjob? no one will know!” my brother blurted out.
I looked at him and said, “”I can see you’re not going to put that thing back in your pants, what the fuck! Spank your own monkey!” while almost choking, as I took a drink of my beer, laughed and giggled.
As I laughed and giggled my brother replied, ” I would, if I could, but I can’t, why do you think my wife Cindy left me. Because, I have trouble getting my dick hard, it wouldn’t get hard for her and when I try to jack off, I never could get off like that. You remember when I was a teenager and you always said to me, “What’s taking you so long in your room and why are you look so pissed off!” that’s why sis.”
I said giggling, “Yeah, you always did look kind of frustrated and pissed off, I just couldn’t figure out why.” I turned my head and rolled the window down, I tossed my cigarette out it. Then I turned and looked out the rear window of the car, to see if anyone was in the parking lot. There was only my one cousin Mike and his wife Donna along with my cousin Kelly, standing in front of the mortuary smoking. Giggling, I turned my head back and looked at my brother and said, “Okay, I’ll give you a handjob only, but you better not tell anyone!”
My brother took a sip of his beer and said to me, “First can I see your titties Tara?”
604892fb3fb2e939568c40f7f3b9ae86_20171011205236898.jpg With a giggle I replied, “What the fuck! first you talked me into giving you a hand job and how you did that, I don’t know. Now you want to see my titties! oh well why not, were both drunk.” So, I reached over and wedged my beer bottle, in the pocket on the back of the driver seat. Then turned in the seat facing my brother, I reached up in the back under my long raven black hair. I untied the string to the halter top of my Halloween costume and looked at my brother. Giggling I said, “Oh my God, I can’t believe I’m showing my brother my breasts, brother you’re such a perv!” Then my fingers let go over of the strings and the front of my halter top fell exposing my breasts and my hard pink nipples. My brother was speechless, all he did was stare at my breasts. I said, “Hello anyone home, Ground Control calling Major Tom!”
My brother with a stutter said, “Your titties are beautiful, Cindy never had titties like that!”
“Thank you,” I said, I then reached over with my right hand and ran the tips of my fingers over my brother’s hard penis.
“Ahhhh, oh my God sis!” my brother blurted out, as my fingernails ran over his penis.
Giggling, I said, “What the fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, brother you owe me big time for this!” Giggling I braced myself, with my right knee on the car seat and leaned over. I wrapped my hand around his penis, then lean down and started gently and slowly sliding my hand up and down the shaft of my brother’s penis, as I continue giggling.
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