Ah shit!
Her mouth dropped and her green eyes bulge out of their sockets.
I slowly pulled my hand out of my pants and again I cast my eyes down.
She reaches to take my hand but then thinks better of it and quickly pulled her hand back it. She shakes her head and reaches into her purse and takes out a travel sized bottle of Germ-x. “Hold your hands out, young man!” she ordered.
I did as I was told and I held my hands out and she squirted a generous amount of the gel on my hands and of course I rubbed it in.
Oh did I mention that my dear mother is a germophobe? Well she is and she has been ever since the pandemic. I don’t how in the fuck I made it through the Covid 19 quarantine without alcohol poisoning.
“Follow me.” she said sounding disappointed.
It was then that I noticed that Tina wasn’t wearing the red midi dress anymore. She had on one of the winter dresses. I certainly wasn’t disappointed either because it still hugged her body in all the right places. *wink wink* But anyways we walk out of the women’s dressing area and bump right into the two perverted security guards. And they notice too that she’s not wearing her sexy midi dress anymore.
“Hey wait a minute, darling.” Freddy said taking Tina by the arm to stop her.
Tina snatched her arm from his grasp, “Take your hands off me, sir!”
“What happened to the dress you were wearing earlier, Miss.” Frank asked with a smirk.
“I have no idea what you are talking about?” she stuttered with a worried expression on her pretty face.
The two men looked at each other and smiled and shook their heads.
“Well Frank, it looks like we got ourselves a pair of shoplifters here.”
“Yep it looks that way, Freddy.”
“I beg your pardon…?” Tina gasped. She knew she was busted.
Frank took her by the arm and leaned close to her face, “What your name Miss?”
“Tina.” she said meekly.
“Now Tina lets not cause a scene here, OK? I mean there might be people shopping here tonight, that might know you. And you don’t want me to have to cuff you and take you to the office, now do you?”
Tina’s eyes began to water and she shook her head.
Frank took his hand from her arm, “So follow me, Tina.”
Oh shit we were fucked, is all I could think at the time.
Freddy clamped a hand on my shoulder, “Move, boy.” he said urging me forward.
Together they marched us to the back of the store, through a set of double doors, then down a long crisp white hallway and finally into a small ten by ten holding room. The only furnishings in the room were a desk and an aluminium bench that ran along the wall. I could instantly feel my claustrophobia kick in.
“Take a seat, Boy!” Freddy ordered, squeezing my shoulder. I had no other choice but sit down outta fear of getting my collar bone snapped. The bastard had strong hands.
Tina started to sit down next to me.
“No Tina I want you to stand right here.” Frank said pointing to a small yellow square that was taped to the floor in front of the desk.
Tina did as he commanded and walked over and stood in the middle of the square. Her head was down and she appeared embarrassed.
Frank walked around the desk and sat down and Freddy walks over to stand behind Tina. In fact really close behind her to the point his crotch was touching her ass.
She turned her head and looked up at him and then she looked at me and I could see the fear and nervousness in her eyes. But heck what could I do?
“Do you want me to cuff her, Frank?”
Frank looked at her as if he was weighing the idea.
“Please don’t put me in handcuffs!” Tina pleaded, really looking panicked now.
Frank laughed, “Well I guess that means you’re going to be a good girl.”
“Yes I swear! Just don’t put those things on me, please!”
“Good girl.” Freddy said and he slipped the purse from Tina’s shoulder and laid it on the desk in front of Frank.
Frank picked it up and looked at it, then he whistled, “Damn is this is a real, Birkin’s purse?” He laughed looking up at mom.
“Yes it is.”
“Did you steal this too?”
“I did not! My husband bought it for me as an anniversary gift!”
“What do those things go for, Frank? About ten right?”
Mom spun about and looked up at Freddy wide eyed, “Are you serious? You can’t even buy a Birkin’s clutch for ten grand you idiot!”
I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, this was a bad time to be shooting your mouth off, mom.
Frank laughed, “She’s gotcha there, Freddy. These purses run around thirty grand.”
“That’s right!” mom said looking down her pretty little nose at him.
Frank frowned, “If you can afford a Birkin bag then why in the hell are you shoplifting in my store? I’m not the dumb ass here woman, you are!!”
Tina said nothing in response to that.
“You know what? Cuff her ass, Freddy!”
Freddy took Tina’s wrists with both hands and he pulled her arms back and forced her to bend over the desk.
“OHH…..that hurts…..STOP!!!” Tina gasped.
I wanted to get up and do something to help my mom, but fear kept me planted on the bench!
“No….. please Frank….. I’m the dumb ass not you!!” Tina whined, bending her neck and her back to look up at him.
I noticed Freddy now grinding his crotch against mom’s ass and there was no need for it because she wasn’t trying to fight.
Frank chortled and waved for Freddy to let her up and he did and he stepped back I could see a bulge at the front of his jeans.
Frank looked over at me. “So what’s your name, boy?”
“My name’s, Eddie and I swear I didn’t steal anything, sir.” I said respectfully.
Freddy laughed, “Yeah right? He’s as guilty as his, mom.”
“Please you gotta believe me!” ah shit now I was tearing up!
Both men looked at me and shook their heads.
“So Tina why did you do it? I mean if your husband can afford to buy you a Birkin’s handbag…” Frank said but was cut off by mom’s whine.
“I don’t know I guess I got caught up in the moment!” she cried with tears rolling down her cheeks. “My son had nothing to do with this!”
Freddy laughed, “Wow Frank I can just see it in the paper right now…Mrs.Richie Rich gets caught up in the moment and decides to shoplift.”
Frank laughed too, “Yeah I bet all your ritzy friends will love you after that! Right?”
Tina started pouring on the tears then, “Please I didn’t mean too!”
Freddy leaned in next to her face, “Yeah that’s what they all say, baby.”
They were toying with Mom and really rubbing her face in it.
Frank opened the bottom drawer of the desk and took out a Cannon digital camera He held it up and pointed it at her.
Mom quickly threw her hands up to cover her face, “Wait! What are you doing?”
“We’re processing you Tina, so I have to take a mug shot. This way we can down load your pretty face on our criminal database.”
“Mug shot…..criminal database…..oh my god!” Tina grabbed her temples and she started swaying like she was about to pass out. She quickly gripped the edges of the desk to steady herself. “No! Please that’s not necessary!”
“It’s just protocol, Tina.” Freddy said patting her shoulder.
“Look we can either do it here, or we call the police and they can take you down town and they’ll do it there.” Frank smiled. “Either way you’re getting your picture taken.”
“They probably already have a picture of her on file, Frank!” Freddy chortled.
Mom started to cry but she lowered her hands anyway. “I have never been arrested.”
“Say cheese and smile for the camera, Tina.” Frank said, and he snapped two or three photos of her. “Now turn sideways, please.”
Tina was whimpering at this point but she complied.
“Thank you, Tina.” he said and then he pushed the purse to her, “Open it and dump out the contents please.”
Tina nodded looking so defeated and she opens the purse and gently dumps it out on top of the desk. Her red midi dress fell out along with the pink g-string and her cellphone, a bit of change and her Birkin clutch, but the oddest thing of all was a long fat black dildo!
I nearly laughed at the expression on Frank’s face. It was such a comical yet exasperated look. Freddy on the other hand just busts out laughing.
Tina turned red faced with embarrassment, mixed with a bit of anger and she turned on Freddy and gave her a venomous glare and he quickly shut up.
Frank smiled and shook his head then he took a pen and moved the dildo to the side and it rolled over to rest against the purse.
Damn that thing was long, at least twelve inches and with plenty of girth too. The question I guess is, what in the hell was she doing with it in her purse?
Frank reached down and picked up the thong then he read the label, he picked up the dress and did the same and he shakes his head and looks up at Mom. “You have the same taste in lingerie and dresses as you do in purses.”
“I didn’t steal those, Frank.” she said her bottom lip quivering.
Frank smirked, “I know you didn’t. Because these items are too expensive to have been stolen from this shit hole.”
“Well that means she’s wearing what she stole.” Freddy smiled.
Tina looked down at the floor but didn’t say anything.
Frank smiled and leaned back in his chair, “Well now this is awkward isn’t it, Tina?”
Still she didn’t say anything nor did she even look up.
Frank looked over at me and shook his head, “So Eddie, what do you think we should do in this case? She’s wearing what she stole and we need it back, son. If I call the cops they’ll run you and your mom in and process you both.” he said and then he looks at Tina, “Now I’m sure that you don’t want your son to have a criminal record over your stupidity, right?”
Mom said nothing and just kept her head bowed.
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