Agents of Pleasure – Chapter 3

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Author: derek33

It took Marie about ten days to get settled in her new home; out of those ten days Paige was over there helping her several times. Even Sophia and Olivia came over once and helped unpack boxes. There were a lot of mini-conversations regarding the house, their jobs, their kids, and so forth; but not much was said about their sex lives until the subject of Robert came up on Tuesday night.

Jimmy had given Paige four tickets to the Cubs game that morning, and she brought it up while they were lining some kitchen drawers. The other girls were in the bedroom organizing Marie’s closet, “Hey Marie, while I’m thinking of it, my boss gave me the four tickets to the baseball game…not this Sunday but the next. You can still make it, right?”

Marie didn’t answer that question, she just stated, “Robert called me last night; we’re doing Slurpees at the 7-11 Thursday night.”

“Slurpees? Really?”

“Yes, he’s taking me and Michelle out, ‘cuz I didn’t want to find a babysitter on a Thursday.”

“Why that’s kinda silly, Sophia would have sat for you. If it’s just drinks, that’s only a couple hours.”

Marie looked thoughtful as she cut a length of drawer liner, “Aw, I do appreciate it, and I’ll certainly hire your girls when I need a sitter; but this is fine. One hour will be enough; I don’t like to date during the week…that’s setting a bad precedent. We’re not even a couple yet.” Paige started laughing. “What’s so funny?”

“Oh,” she said between giggles, “I’m just thinking that after Thursday, I’ll be grilling YOU for the details!”

Marie grinned and slapped Paige’s shoulder. “It would be fun to trade stories…for sure! I can’t wait to find out if Robert’s cock is as handsome as he is!”

“I never really thought of dicks being ‘handsome’,” Paige was still giggling.

“Oh my God,” Marie enthused, “Are you kidding? I think they’re fucking beautiful! And the pun there was intended!”

Paige gave her a sly look, “Are you a big fan of blow-jobs?”

“On a blow-job scale of 1-10, I’m 110!”

Paige guffawed, “110? Good Lord, that probably puts you in the blow-job hall-of-fame!”

“Ohhh Goddd, I know…I just love to suck a nice cock! Mmmm…and I especially love it when the guy can’t keep still! When he’s moaning and gurgling and urging me on…I love it! And I especially love it when he yells that’s he’s gonna cum and shoots his load down my throat and all over my face!”

“You are so fucking dirty!” Paige leaned over and whispered to Marie, “And you know what? I’m starting to think you turn me on with that dirty talk!”

“I knew that on the first day; your blushing about it gave you away!”

Paige blushed right then, “My face betrays me all the time!”

“Yes, your face is so honest! And since we’re talking about this, let’s make a deal. We’ll always share details; is that a good deal?”

“Pretty much, right now I can’t say no, but we’ll see. So I take it you’re going to see how your Slurpee date goes and then we’ll talk about the baseball game?”

“Yep, that’s pretty much it; and if I can figure out a way…well, I wanna find out about Robert’s dick! Say, you might be able to help me out here.”

Paige made a face, “I don’t know anything about his cock!”

Marie grinned evilly and said, “Oh well, I thought maybe you might have done a threesome with him and Chad.”

Now it was Paige’s turn to smack Marie, but her eyes sparkled, “There you go again you dirty girl…you are SOOO fucking dirty!”

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Friday morning Paige’s cell phone rang, it was Marie; “I’m in for the baseball game. Do you want to know what happened at the 7-11?”

“You found out that his cock was like a giraffe’s?”

“I wish,” Marie giggled. “We had a nice conversation.”

“He found out what a slut you are?” Paige teased.

“Oh, my God, you’re in a rare mood today; I like it! But yes, he found out!”

There was a long pause on the phone, “WHAT did you say to him?”

“I was just honest with him; I’m always honest with people.”

“Yeah, your brand of honesty is naughty,” Paige laughed, she could feel Marie grinning right through the receiver.

“When we finally got through all the chatty bullshit and started to talk about our feelings and goals, I said to Robert that I’m not ready for another relationship and that I might never be ready. But I would like to make new friends.”

“And he said?”

“He said he’s fine with that and that he has room for another friend in this ‘fuckin’ small town!'”

“Well, good, that’s great! Now…did the subject of sex come up?”

Marie laughed, “What do you think?”

“I think you’re really curious about his cock…and you couldn’t help yourself!”

“Gee, you know me so well already, Paige! As I said, I’m honest…and so I asked Robert how honest he wanted me to be with him. When he said, ‘Honesty is a good policy,’ then I said, ‘Okay, just because I don’t want a relationship doesn’t mean I’m dead. I might be interested in exploring a ‘Friend with Benefits’ situation.”

“Yep, that’s pretty direct alright!”

“Of course it is; I think he liked it too because he said, ‘Right now?’ (That was funny seeing as Michelle was with me.) So I said, ‘You men…Godd…you’re such animals!’ He started laughing, but I’m pretty sure he was half-laughing at me!”

Paige was laughing herself, “I think he was! You’re the one who suggested it, ya know!”

“Yeah, probably; anyway I said, ‘No, not right NOW! Let’s hang out together some and we’ll see how things go, okay’? So that’s when we decided to go to the game with you and Chad.”

“That’s great! It’ll be fun…but Marie, I’ve got to get ready for work. One more question?”

Marie “the mind-reader” stated, “You want to know how big his dick is!”

“I’m thinking you asked him straight out!”

Marie’s voice turned even more sensuous, “Yes, it was right when I was leaving and just after our talk about the ‘benefits;’ I picked up Michelle and leaned against him with my other hip!”

“He said, ‘Uhh, what are you doing?’ And I said, ‘Since you’re such an animal, I wanted to feel if your dick is hard!’ You should have seen the priceless look on his face, Sweetie!”

Paige was shaking her head, “So, was it hard?”

“No, not that I could feel; so I asked him if I had lost my touch! He about choked! It was soooo funny! So then I said, ‘Okay, Robert, since we were discussing friends with benefits, it might be appropriate to ask how big your dick is? I don’t want to discriminate; but I’m interested?’ And that asshole wouldn’t tell me, Oh my God! He said he needed to retain a little bit of mystery!”

Both women hung up in a giggle-fit!

What a great time they had on the day of the game! The drive to Chicago took a bit over three hours and it was filled with fun: getting acquainted, lots of laughs, and plenty of sexual innuendo (which was a given considering Marie was in the car!) Paige almost peed her pants when Chad asked Marie if she was a hedonist. “What’s that?” she asked in return, “If hedonist means naughty, little slut…then the answer is yes!” After the mutual belly laughs, Paige saw Robert make big-time eye contact with Chad!

Even the game was great: lots of hits, lots of runs, quite a few beers, and good conversation. Paige sat on Marie’s left, and they occasionally chatted; but she was into Robert on her right, and Chad was in his element! He had Paige and baseball, and the Cubs won the game in the bottom of the ninth on Anthony Rizzo’s two-run walk-off homer. On the way back to the car, Chad whispered in Paige’s ear, “If we have sex tonight, I’ll have to say this would be the best day of my life, so far!”

Paige smiled and whispered back, “I have my period, booo!” Chad bopped himself on the side of his head with the heel of his hand, but he was still grinning!

At 8:30 they were dropping Marie off at her house, Paige said to her, “I could have lunch with you at the zoo tomorrow, wanna?”

“Yep, for sure…Safari Food Court, 12:30?”

“See ya then!” They waited for Marie, to go in and send Sophia out.

“So Robert, did you have fun?”

Robert turned and looked at her over his shoulder, “Sure did, there’s a lot of fire in that chick!”

“Would you consider her a MILF?”

Robert looked at Chad and laughed, “Probably!”

“Maybe you’ll get your chance soon!”

“We’ll see; I’m not holding my breath though.”

The next afternoon Marie and I got a couple Safari-Salad combos with lemonade and sat down to eat. It was a beautiful day; traffic at the zoo was light, and so Paige thought it was private enough to ask THE big question, “Okay Marie, how…”

She did not even let her finish, “Six inches…give or take a few millimeters!”

“What?”

“Robert’s cock; it’s about six inches. It’s a beautiful dick, trust me!”

“What makes you think I was going to ask that?”

Marie smiled at me and said in a purring sort of way, “I didn’t know you were going to ask that; I was actually thinking you were going to ask me if we ‘did it.’ But I was dying to tell you about his cock…so I told you.” She took a bite of her salad and continued, “Okay, where did I go wrong?”

Paige just looked at her and dead-panned, “Fuck you!”

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