My Stepmom Gets Busted Shoplifting

My stepmother Tina and I were in this big box store (I want mention any names) and we were shopping for Christmas gifts. It was a mad house in there because there was a Black Friday sale happening and it was wall to wall people. I haven’t participated in one since I was 12 years and now that I’m eighteen and making my own money I thought it would be nice to go out and do some shopping and maybe burn off some the turkey I’d ate that day.

Tina and I drove up to the cheap little store in style in dad’s brand new white Mercedes SUV. We’d left him at home because he hated crowds since he has PTSD. Though it was cold outside Tina was still dressed in a short red midi dress as if it were summer time. But she did wear her furry little white shell jacket to keep the cold off her arms. She was from NY state where it really gets cold in the winter time so this southern chill as she calls it didn’t bother all that much. It didn’t bother me either, the way she was dressed, because at forty she’s still a very gorgeous Lady.

She has beautiful long chestnut hair that bounces as she walks along in her white faux fur boots. And oh man that tight dress really emphasizes her ass too, which I think makes up for her small tits. She wears a push up bra to show off her thirty eight B sized mams but like I said its her ass that really gets the attention. I know you might think it’s weird that I know my mom’s bra size, but hey I’ve raided her underwear drawer a few times during the eight years that she’s been in my life. 🙂

“So what are you interested in buying, Eddie?” Tina asked me as we walked across the parking lot.

I shrugged, “I might check out the electronics section because I’d really like to have a new computer before I go off to college this spring.”

“That’s a good idea. But why don’t you ask your father to buy you one. Heck you could even ask me.”

I shook my head, “Thanks but I’d like to buy it with my own money, mom.”

She laughed, “That’s fine, sweetheart. So are you excited about college?”

“Yes I’m very excited but I’m nervous too. I can’t believe I was able to get into Berkeley.”

“Well honey you have a GPA of 2.75 and you have certainly worked hard for this opportunity. Your father and I are proud of you.”

“Thanks mom, that means a lot to me.” I said and it did. I really respected Tina and her opinion of me meant the world to me. I consider her a mother to me in every way. In fact she is certainly better than my own birth mother to which I haven’t seen in over ten years.

We walked in through the front entrance of the store and we could already see two fights going on. Tina took my hand, “Let’s be careful, Eddie. People are going crazy in here. So stay by my side, please.” she squeezed my hand

“You know I will mom.” I said and I led her around two men shoving each over for what looked to be some cheap ass DVD. We managed to get around them thankfully.

Then suddenly Tina is pulling me in the direction of the women’s dept. “Come on, Eddie!” she exclaimed with glee.

I wanted to laugh, because it was a site to see her acting so excited over some cheap Chinese clothing especially when her walk in closet at home is jammed packed with expensive clothing.

Women were tossing dresses every which way…on the floors, in the air and at each other and my mom just jumps right in. It was a free for all. So like any sane man I just stood out of the way and watched.

Tina got knocked down by accident mind you by some old lady who looked to be in her late eighties. She went down hard on her ass and I have to admit it was a beautiful site to see, with that Midi dress hiked up past her thighs and exposing her pink G string. I wasn’t the only one gawking at her pussy either there were two other guys standing next to me who were looking too.

“Look at that pretty little pussy, Frank.” one of them said.

“Yeah that’s some sweet meat there, Freddy.” the other one said in agreement.

Tina looked a bit disoriented as she turned over onto her hands and knees. I don’t think she realized that her bare ass was sticking up in the air, you might say bare ass, because the tiny string that connected the crotch to the waist band was buried deep between her buttocks.

She finally saw me, “Eddie stop your gawking and come over here and help me, Please!” she said extending her hand.

I quickly hurried over and helped mom get to her feet, “Are you Okay, Mom?”

“Yes! Oh my god this is so much fun, honey!” she laughed and back into the fray she went.

“Holy shit I bet she’s wet as fuck!” One of the two assholes said and both of them started laughing. I moved away from them, because I didn’t want to hear anymore of their lewd comments. I can think dirty thoughts about Mom but I didn’t want to hear it coming from someone else.

I chance a glance at them to find that they were dressed like dock workers and they were both tall and muscular, with broad shoulders. But they weren’t dock workers because each of them were carrying security badges and a set of cuffs on their hips. They were store security. Damn I’m glad I didn’t tell them to shut their mouths because they would have probably dragged me to some holding area and beat the shit out of my nerdy ass.

Tina scored three colorful winter dresses before she finally decided that she’d had enough. She was out of breath and her hair was a mess in fact she looked as if she just had sex. “Come on Eddie!” she said and before I knew it she disappeared around a forest of displays.

“Shit!” I muttered fighting my way through the throng of women and I can honestly say the smell of pussy was ripe in the air. What was with women and cheap deals that really turned them on?

I found mom in the women’s under garment section. She didn’t see me as I walked up, but I definitely saw her slipping a cute little red lacy thong into her white Birkin purse followed by a matching bra as well. Holy shit, Mom was shoplifting!!

She sees me looking at her and she giggles and places a finger to her lips.

“Put it back, mom!” I whispered trying not to cause a scene. She didn’t need to shoplift, not when my old man was making over four hundred grand a year as a computer sales man.

“No, Eddie!”

“I said put it back!” this time I said it a bit louder than I should have. And I reached into her purse but when I pulled the garment out, Tina slapped my hand which caused me to drop the bra on the floor.

“And I said no young man!” she snapped and bent down and picked it up and shoved it back in the bag.

“You don’t need to do this, Mom!” I snapped.

“Oh Eddie let me have my fun, please.” she grabbed my hand and she begins pulling me in the direction of the women’s dressing room.

“Mom?”

“Just come on, honey!” she giggled.

I’ve never seen mom act like this before, it was like she was another woman and I didn’t like it. I mean it made me nervous. But I followed anyways mainly because she had a death grip on my right hand and I also promised her that I wouldn’t leave her side.

There was no dressing room attendant manning the desk, so Tina reaches under the counter and takes a key for the #7 dressing stall. “Ah this is my lucky number, sweetie!” she said. She looked behind us to see if anyone was watching before she pulled me along behind her.

The #7 dressing stall was at the far end the narrow hall and I see women’s legs under each of the stalls as we pass by them. In the #5 stall there were two sets of bare legs with the feet facing each other. A pair of men’s jeans piled at the ankles at one set of feet and a dress and a pair of panties laying on the floor beside the second set of feet. The occupants were getting it on! Damn, it never occurred to me that people might have sex in these things.

Tina giggled at my innocent reaction and jerked me along. She thrust the #7 key in the stall door and opened it and she stepped in. I pulled my hand back.

“Eddie what are you doing? Get your butt in here right now!” she chortled.

“But…” I didn’t finish what I was going to say before she suddenly grabbed the front of my shirt and hauled me inside. The stall was so small and cramped, it couldn’t have been more than 3 foot by 3 foot.

“Mom what are you doing?”

“I need your help, Eddie now hush up and unzip me!” she said turning around so I could unzip the long zipper at the back of the dress.

She didn’t have to ask me twice. I pinched the little zipper pull and pulled it all the way down and Tina shimmied out of it and it crumpled to the floor in a heap. She’s not wearing a bra and I can see the reflection of her cute little titties in the mirror and damned if they were perky as fuck and crowned with two popping pink nipples too. They made my mouth water just by looking at them.

Mom caught me looking and she quickly folded her arms to cover her breasts, “Eddie stopped that!”

I quickly looked down, “Sorry mom.”

“It’s okay just don’t look anymore okay?”

“Okay.” I said and I looked at her ass instead.

Tina bent over to take her stolen booty from her purse and in doing so her fine ass rubbed against my crotch. Well lets just say I was already catching a boner at seeing her tits and…

“Oh my goodness!” she said quickly standing up. And with her breasts covered she turned around and looked down at the front of my faded gym pants. “Oh, Eddie! Really? I’m your mother how can you get a boner looking at…” she stopped.

I turned red with embarrassment and looked down.

“Maybe you should wait outside, honey. I’ll be out in a minute, Okay” she said opening the stall door for me.

I stepped out feeling absolutely embarrassed. I couldn’t help it, I was a virgin, okay?! Back then if the wind blew on my dick I’d get a hard on. Damn it I needed to find a bathroom so I could masturbate.

The couple in #5 was really getting it on now in fact the door on the stall was shaking like hell.

“I got your deal right here bitch!…..*grunt*…….”Oh yeah, baby!”

The woman was gasping with pleasure. And damn was he really giving it to her too.

I pushed my hand down my waist band and gripped my steely cock and I started stroking myself….. and wouldn’t you just know it, mom opens the fucking stall door and she catches me.