“HE DID WHAT?!””You heard me, Mr Smith,” she replied. “YOUR SON stabbed a student with a compass.””What do you mean a compass?” I wasn’t sure if I heard her correctly. “You mean that pointy thingee with the sharp end!?””Yes, Mr Smith,” Ms Dagger puffed. “It is that pointy thingee with the VERY sharp end.””WHAT THE