A couple weeks later I went out with gunguy, a single friend of his and another couple. We went bar hopping, then to a nice hotel buffet and at the end of the night I thought I was just going home with my date. Well he actually ended up leaving me with these strangers, the couple whom I didn’t like because they didn’t think much of me and they made it clear they weren’t interested in seeing me hang out with their group. The feeling was mutual. Ew. They also volunteered that they don’t want to have sex with me out of nowhere, unprompted and I had been behaving myself since I met them. So either they sniffed me out or heard some things. Gunguy’s friend thought that was hilarious and rude that they just said that out of nowhere. He was OK, and after we left there we met with a buddy of his and went and played bar games, pool, arcades ect. We had lots of fun and garlic fries for the next few hours. Then the boys took me home. Not MY home, the friend’s house, where we all took turns making out before they DP’d me. I haven’t seen men kissing before irl but that was interesting too. It was kind of a ratty apt with the matress on the floor, total bachelor pad. Coolfriend took me into his bedroom that I assumed he shared with his buddy, but I learned later they didn’t. I was making out with him while Buddy took my dress off, and I thanked him by getting his dick to full attention with my lips. Once he was good and sloppy and begging me to stop before he came early, he pulled away to set up his phone on the desk while coolguy who was sitting on the bed pulled me back into his lap. I gave him kind if a lap wiggle letting his wet head lube wherever it touched before he fucked me, he was super interested in rubbing it against my asshole. They had never shared a girl before or tried much at all, so they didn’t have much variety. Even the making out with each other was spontaneous! Neither were virgins though. It was a night of firsts so while the buddy let me finish what I started with my mouth Coolguy took me in the ass. It was kind of a chore, and the guy who was supposed to be enjoying a blowjob kept stepping away to his phone on the table, or he’d just had it out the whole time. He couldn’t let it do its thing, he had to keep fussing with it. After a half hour it was over and while it was fun, I didn’t get to orgasm myself. When I asked what the night’s plan was, Buddy said he had to get home so I asked for a ride. He said no because I was on the other side of town and his wife was expecting him home a couple hours ago… Whups! And Notsocoolguy said I couldn’t stay either because he has a roommate and he’s not supposed to have people over, and was also unwilling to give me a ride. I didn’t see another bedroom, so I wonder if he is actually married or has a girlfriend or something too. Even though at the beginning of the night he and Gunguy both at some point mentioned him being single. So I was given the boot and kept trying to call for a ride at 2:30am and nobody was answering. I had to shame walk home in 39 degree weather wearing a minidress, stockings and heels, with a very good possibility of being picked up for prostitution. Or something worse happening, like someone offering me a ride and nobody hears from me again. I got through to officer N who wasn’t available because he was out of town, but he called his partner on patrol who came to pick me up. The also-married guy I had given road head the last time I got in trouble. Once I was in the car we were talking about the situation. He mentioned how this didn’t look good for me and it made me seem hookery, I told him my story about how I used to be one, but this time I was just getting tossed out after partying and debauchery. He was on the overnight shift called dogwatch where he randomly patrols the best places he thinks he can catch drunk drivers, saying the only people out that late are cops and drunks so it’s a quota filler with some free time. Once he got me home I offered him the chance to come in, but he said he gets sleep-checked every 30 minutes by radio. I managed to convince him that his patrol was random anyway and his radio could stay in easy reach, on a pile of clothes on the floor, which he though that was sound logic. So we made love on my couch. By that I mean it was SUUUPER nice and sweet. We didn’t end up even taking our clothes off, I had hiked up my skirt and he pulled his dick from the front of his pants and I rode him face to face. He gripped handfuls of my ass, throwing me down on his dick just past gently. I was whimpering with his tongue in my mouth, holding his face in my hands, his hands on my back holding me against him, when we came together HARD. I originally judged him as the creepy, kinky half between him and his partner but I haven’t been with such a gentleman in awhile, he saved my whole night. At some point I had fallen asleep straddling him like that, with my face buried in and my arms around his neck. He woke me up with neck kisses and carried me to bed where he undressed me and tucked me in, then gave me another long tongue kiss before leaving. He hit me in the feels and I’ll have to hit him up again if he’s interested. It didn’t seem like just taking advantage of the situation, bending me over and just having his way with me like alot of guys would.
So I noticed that my creativity and sociability seems to be linked to my sexual activity. Normally I’m kind of a lonely hermit who’s days consist of staying at home playing games, reading, sunning, ect. I screen my friends messages and calls kind of wanting to avoid people until I work up some sexual frustration masturbating for days or months before seeking human contact again. There are times I don’t leave the house for like a month even to do errands. Then after a few days of strange porn binges I call friends to hang out, go places, get laid, write some of this stuff and chat with people online. All to excess. I seem to vacation from my sense of normalcy by going out and doing things others consider normal. I’m sure I’m a bad friend only making myself available after a long period of hibernation.
I have been out with P a few times now, risky since he’s married and we’re kind of dating in public. He’s super sweet and non-judgemental. Obviously, he’d have to be picking me up from a DP, taking me home and being brave enough to kiss me. Gunguy- whom I was kind of dating before until he left me at a restaurant with his intolerable friends- was kind of upset that I’m seeing other people, but I let him know who I was before we ever started fooling around and it hasn’t stopped him coming around… Also P’s partner N pretty much the same story, we went out a couple times then I started hooking up with his friend, but one was there for me and the other was unavailable, and while he complains about the split attention he still sniffs around for attention. Anyway P likes hearing all my stories and telling me dirty cop ones. I’m not the first girl to whore her way out of trouble, especially with him. He and his wife aren’t terribly happy because she’s kind of a prude and he wants my help to liven things up with her. He originally suggested I kind of stalk and seduce her without his involvement to open her up to couple activities, but that seems weird. So we’re not sure how to go about it yet. She looks sexy as fuck- green-eyed, bubble butt athletic, voluminous jet-black hair, pouty thick lips, but apparently she’s not very adventurous and the most taboo thing he’s ever gotten out of her is a drunken slip about being attracted to girls. My suggestion was like his but softer. Befriend and loosen up, so I’m going to start by hanging out somewhere she is or something and being like “oh hey” when we keep seeing each other. Whenever he texts me and tells me she’s going to be at ___ at ___o’clock I’ll find an excuse to be there. Let her know about this festival or that farmers market ect and make a new friend. Then when we’re more comfortable pry a little bit, tease and make some suggestions. The plan is to eventually introduce me to her husband, after which I’ll talk him up and try to get her to try new things, preferably involving me. She just has to be buttered right. I’m excited because she’s probably the hottest girl I’ve had a chance with! And now that I reread this it sounds just like his plan, just with nicer wording. We’ll see how it goes.
Oh how good I am at prying out others’ secrets… Or something about me just makes people offer them out of nowhere! So P’s wife whom I’ll call J from now on, told me on only our second run-in about how she’s cheating on him. During the “oh hey I saw you at…” part at Michael’s, she volunteered with no prodding from me that she was getting stuff to make something for her man. I was thinking “oh maybe they’re closer than I-” but no before I could finish the thought she said “my side guy”, which I doubted was a joke. She confirmed it when she said “well one of them anyway!” I gave her a high five for keeping more than 1 pet before saying bye. I’m not sure if I’ll tell P yet I don’t know how he’ll react or feel. I think it’s only fair because he’s doing the same thing. If they were honest with each other they could be having some real fun right now. So the next time I happen to “run into her” I’ll ask how it went and jokingly suggest she share, maybe ask how she met them because being curious about someone life is how you make friends.
Gunguy apologized to me finally after leaving me with his friends, and he knows about what I got up to with Notsocoolguy and Buddy after he left. Apparently one of his exes was threatening suicide unless he came to talk her down, I’ll never understand people like that. To make it up to me I told him he could come over and beg me to forgive him. So he came, and he tried so hard but it’s easy to confuse what he’s saying with my toes in his mouth and a belt around his neck. I’m don’t normally top but he was so grovelly on the phone I thought I’d have a little fun. Well, not so little… After I spanked his ass nice and red I loosened it up with a fat black rumpy strapon, the kind with the big round fist-sized knot near the bottom. I don’t even use that one on myself! I put a little glass flower plug in my butt and when I was ready to cum myself I took the rumpy stud off, leaving it inside him while I rode his dick. We both had pretty strong orgasms with our asses full of toys, I know he loved it because we ended up a slippery mess. All’s forgiven for now…
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